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[challenge entry] Johnny Copper?

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(cheebatv, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That's why you've gat a tahwel wrapped ahrownd your head
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:15, archived)
# in other news, Hazel Blears has just said:
"people need to ask, why are they not at school"

erm
1. school is shut cos it's the hols
2. school leaving age is 16 and clearly most rioters are well over that.

So I wrote to her in Parliament to point this out and also that she was being grossly hypocritical going on about criminality
when she stole £13k off the tax payers - considerably more than some of the loot taken by rioters (I'm thinking of you, basmati
rice man and poundland crisps lady).

*sets fire to a bus*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# She's such a pillock.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
#
pillock total and complete cunt.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Hazel Blears is an arse.
My partner's from Salford and she can't stand the woman.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Bleeeaaaars!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:32, archived)
# You complete bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# she so tiny!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Oh my fucking word
put it in a washing machine with a bag of hammers and some grout.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# ^This^
With added "shit-filled", "ebola-covered" and "on fire".
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:54, archived)
# oh, god.
now you've done it.

*awaits flood of Blears erotica*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:36, archived)
# An oxymoron, Shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:41, archived)
# you're right....
I missed a couple of quotation marks out. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Last one....
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# nice baps...
sorry, couldn't help myself.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# She'd have you as soon as look at you
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:42, archived)
# erk!
bet she hits below the belt, the cheater...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# no stray pube
Not real!

Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
# There is no God.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:33, archived)
# *approves*
*clicks pointlessly*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I have demanded a response from her office
will post here when I get it.

for laffs
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:45, archived)
# yes, do!
I think it's 'if' not 'when', though - a friend wrote to her once and never got a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# get your ass
to Peckham...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 16:16, archived)