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# here you go, one classy ant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Oh I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:37, archived)
# it's all your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:42, archived)
# *brim smokes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Well is say..... looks like a reletive of mister Hankey....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Hankey wishes!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:41, archived)
# It missheard and I finished up with hankey sandwishes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:53, archived)
# good for picnics
leave those lying around and the flies won't go near the decent sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Pffft.....The only place I picnic is on my mates boat....
The flies aren't the problem..... it's the spiders that are as big as the sandwiches that scare the hell out of me...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:00, archived)
# i quite like spiders
they make good pets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# I'll save all the ones I squash and send them to you in the post..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# every time you squash a spider
they send out a signal that's inaudible to humans, but can be heard by EVERY SINGLE SPIDER for 500 miles around. it's an alarm signal, a call to arms. soon, they'll be surrounding your house, crawling through your letterbox, spinning their webs around you as you sleep.
been nice knowing you........
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Think they already have judging by my mates boat.....!!
What's with your sig?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:12, archived)
# zombie apocalypse gang
somebody got their 7-strong gang by looking at their first 7 facebook friends. i wasn't on the list and pouted like a child. i was then told that they'd left me at the winchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I don't think I could get away with...
Pretending to understand what that meant ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# not to worry
total zombie geekery :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
# I gathered :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# C'mon
the Winchester!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK17r6hN96k
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:31, archived)
# A ha... makes sence now..!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# all the spiders in the world eat the total weight of humans in the world in insects every year
I for one welcome our spider saviours and wouldn't want all them insects back on the plant.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:28, archived)
# It'd have to be a big plant..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# damn it!
planet.



damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Haha... go down the board....
And you're garanteed to find a least 20 typos and actual spelling mistakes just by me....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:39, archived)
# is it related to the turd fish you did?
(I think it was a fish but it was a turd something....)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:39, archived)
# terry the turd fish has no relatives
that's what makes him such a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:40, archived)
# he must have been born of something....?????
Poor tel.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:44, archived)
# he was created by a freak accident
when a scientist poured toxic waste down the toilet and hadn't flushed the particularly large hangover shit he'd left in there earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# *really wishing I'd not asked*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# the origins of terry are unpleasant as they are tragic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# So he's like a superhero
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# sort of
but shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:51, archived)
# His mother was complete arsehole.
Nobody knew his father. He just disappeared like the wind.





I'll get me coat.


(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# *opens door*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Love his little trailer tent.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# that's his ant-e-room
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:50, archived)
# Ha ha
Have you noticed how close formicate is to fornicate?
No wonder there's billions of the little fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:13, archived)
# well, you have to be close to fornicate
it's no fun from a distance
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:15, archived)
# *shuts down webcam*
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:25, archived)
# ooo, bad timing
just when i'm off for a shower.
no, really, i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:27, archived)
# That's a fine ant art
He has real character. Does he have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Reynold
his name is Reynold
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Thought he name would have been Rembr
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:19, archived)
# that's a good one
but when i looked at him, i just thought "yeah, your name is Reynold."
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Reynold McDeynold
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:41, archived)
# How do you do
doffs hat
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:55, archived)
# *ear trumpets*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# he's very elegant..
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# you should see his girlfriend
she's a real debutant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# taking fat cat out to dinner?
let's just hope he's got an expense account
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Good evening old bean.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 17 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)