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# Smug Wars now with croissants and OJ

(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# take me through this again
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:03, archived)
# So which one's the guy at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# I think that's Captain Howdy
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# That's it, I'm quiting for no apparent reason.
Quitting a website that puts no obligation on my active participation.
Not just taking a step back. Quitting. Don't try to stop me. Someone gaz rob and ask him to delete my account. Serious guys.
Not coming here any more. No way. You can't talk me out of it. Don't even try. You can't make me stay guys... guys?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# THOSE WHO KNOW ME WILL KNOW WHY I'M QUITTING!
THAT'S RIGHT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT PAYING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHY I'M GOING.

But I'm not quitting for the attention so don't try to stop me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Totally not going to watch /board for over an hour after I "quit" to see who replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# If he's really left, does that mean someone else can open an account with the same name?
If it's not free, then he's a LIAR!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Make us a cup of tea while you're up
There's a dear
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Oh Mu
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# Oh look a well liked member of the board had replied to me,
I'll reply to him letting him know how much I liked his posts in order to make everyone else feel bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# It's like a virtual suicide. You HAVE to announce it.
If you just stop posting one day, there's always the danger that no-one will notice. I should know, lulz... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# We should have a day of remembrance for all the b3tans who have slipped away while no-one was paying attention.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# The silent majority.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# If I left I can guarantee no-one would notice :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# I think I might notice, but I'm not very aware of my surroundings generally and can't be sure of it.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Hmm
Nice of you to say so. Actually on the times I have vanished via the intrusion of real life on my internet I have absolutely no idea if anyone noticed or not. I was just trying to get people to tell me how ace I am.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Yes, I'd probably miss you
I'd suddenly feel worried for a moment, about a year after you stopped posting. "Where's Morris?" I'd think.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# Haha
Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# haha
nail on the head there
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Looks like a weird mix of George Clooney and Christopher Ryan.
Maybe it's just me, I dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# You are a weird mix of george clooney and christopher ryan?
huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# I'm more a weird mix of Rik Mayall and Johnny Depp.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Ugly, shouty, terrible with women, but incredibly well groomed and with a habit of dressing up in odd costumes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# ...and some of rik mayall too, he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Ah, I missed out the childish humour and slapsti-
oh wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Not necessarily.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# TL;DR
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Sorry,
I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
Which is a shame, because it looks like you spent a bit of time on it. I certainly have.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# hahahahaha
I have no idea what is going on, but I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:06, archived)
# But yeah, seriously.
Who's the guy at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I'm somewhat confused
but entertained as well

(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# *Sigh*
next time will try harder
(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# lol
It's probably much too clever for us! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# I think I was pretty much following it until the last two frames:
could you just explain that bit, please?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# The 2nd to last frame is fine. The guy comes back with the intention of asking her o marry him again.
Only to find her stony faced about the gossiping about what she and t'other guy did.

But is the last guy the Betmaker, the Wifefucker or the Cuckold?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Ah, right. So that's why she looks so annoyed. I see.
But yeah - it's just that last frame...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Well, obviously it's her gynaecologist and/or veterinarian.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# yo
*finger on nose and points at you*

Wifefucker
(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
# So that means wifefucker was the one who spread the gossip, despite being worried about sleeping with a woman not yet divorced?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# No, next time try less harderer.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Okay, I think I get it...
I think I get it...But and it's a big but... what's Graeme going to do when he finds out?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Well, I think this is bloody marvellous.
Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Ok alright then
I lost a panel from the top where the dude at the bottom would be usurping as the "new smug"
Panel 3 needed a "meanwhile" tag
Panel 4 needed "and so tag"
The last panel needed a better line but I have chronic pharyngitis so swallowing water is nigh on impossible with a temp on 39 degrees. I did it too quickly. Never mix memes with stock images

TL;DR probably the best reply to it. I should have done 2 episodes
(National Squid Never knowingly underfondled, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:33, archived)
# I have only one thing to say to that.
Take two of these and call me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Do a sequel.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# and a prequel.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# And a preseprequel
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# And a children's story based on the same world, and only loosely connected to the main storyline.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# with monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# And a superfluous animated character who contributes nothing to the plot, but is still in almost every scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Are you still here?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Aw man, you cut me deep.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:30, archived)
# taadaaaa!
I'm just shitting with you man.....
gotcha!
ah.....such japes.
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 18 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# NOW READ ON...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 18 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)