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# Sexy Matlock Time
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# HA! I never took them off, NYAH
I mean... FUCK!


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# you did what??
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# If there nice you'd just give em a quick nudge to the side...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# take your time--you're going to jail anyway
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:24, archived)
# shit man!
right when the 'cool' kids get here, I have to leave the shoppe and drive home
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# Shit man!
Can I reply twice as well?...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# absolutely!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# why soitanly -- NYUK NYUK NYUK!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# Twice is thrice......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Absolutly.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:25, archived)
# "drive", eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# WHOA
so angry she vomited an extra mouth
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# This makes such a great noise in my head
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# you have that too, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# Speaking of which, The Thing is on right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# She said that to me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# With eyebrow raising skills as good as Roger Moore ....
You can't do anything but marval at his ability...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# It looks as if he's implying the other two are there to observe and assist if necessary.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# token woman, token black
he's got the bases covered ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# That woman has got the best chat up lines ever...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I haven't made any sexy matlock pictures for a while



Hopefully I will find time soon
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# The original
and still the sexiest.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# have a sexy post-matlock
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:47, archived)
# HAPI BIRFDAY KERNEL SANDAS
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Does his watch predict what time you'll have diarrhea after a kebab....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# As his name is Matlock
He might be predicting a Bath
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# D'oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Oww indeed.....
Local humour FTW win...!! and a bag of chips and a go in the arcade as well....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Oh aye, wouldn't be Matlock otherwise :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# You're finding this whole "sexy" thing
a bit confusing, aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I'm just simple and trying to join in..! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# with us 'little people'?!?
Is that what you fucking meant?!?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# oh, by the way, I am home now, so y'all can start posting again
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:17, archived)
# we were on pins and needles waiting ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# of course!
carry on then
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Now do it using the medium of fleas
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:26, archived)
# Totally OT, but I found a picture of sexy Larry Tate!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# hmmm
I tried a realworld stache and brow, and WOW!...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# In his later years he had super sexy mutton chops.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 0:59, archived)
# hmm ....muttony!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# This is so sexy, I call it colostomy bag sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# you might be on to something there
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# She got even sexier with the goat horns she grew.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:53, archived)
# SHIT JUST GOT REAL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:36, archived)
# CRIME DRAMA IS CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# M--A-------T-------Lock:>:>:>:::>:>:>:>:>:>eD

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 2:11, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# FRESH
REMIIIIIIIIIIXXX!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:26, archived)
# what font did you use?
it's nice
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:46, archived)
# Yeah I like it too.
It's called superhelio, it's an old bitmap font designed to be used at 10px with anti-aliasing turned off; it was originally designed to be used in Flash.
It's one of a bunch of free bitmap fonts for small point sizes that I downloaded together years ago, I'm still regularly using most of them.

Well hell, that was easy :)
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:15, archived)
# how do you turn off anti-aliasing on fonts?
i'm still a total PS noob after 3 years of using it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 4:56, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:29, archived)
# very late reply, internet was off for a few hours
thanks, I didn't know that was anti-aliasing
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# YOU SMOOTH TALKING MOTHER FUCKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 3:54, archived)
# and curiously enough
iraffiruse.net/post/755005338
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:22, archived)
# I lose

This one's a bit fucking special
 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:31, archived)
# ahhhahhah nice
I have spent at least ten minutes trying to find out whether this was a shoop
iraffiruse.net/post/485194624
or whether it was a real layout filler that accidentally went to press

also a philosophy jape, and this cartoon has probably circulated fairly widely

just another picdump site, I got a b3ta animation within ten refreshes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 5:57, archived)
# already I can't remember what I did before tineye
giopetsgraphicart.blogspot.com/2010/12/adobe-photoshop-day-cream-madonna.html

flailing around in search engines to try and find original postings of lol funnypics lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# FYI
iraffiruse.net/post/683513581
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:14, archived)
# ..you don't really come here for the hunting, do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:25, archived)
#
iraffiruse.net/post/3678698452
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:05, archived)
# hahahaha...fantastic
unique
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 6:03, archived)