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# good question
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Since when was white the colour of happiness?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# what can you expect a kid to know?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Good point
My best mate just had a kid...it knows fuck all

It can't even sit up properly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Pfftt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Tue 23 Aug, 14:18
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:26, archived)
# The time SKYNET became self-aware!
"Hmmm I wonder what would happen if I touch my circuitboard right ther... ooooo yeah! baby! ooh that's good!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# Hide your kids, hide your wi-fi
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# hide your dongle
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Bitches don't know about mah dongle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:44, archived)
# Dumb ass muthafucka ain't got no brains anyhow
shiiiiiiit
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# What is that boy doing?
is he OK?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# just being a boy
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# I'm still wondering how he can speak legibly
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# If you'll be happier, I'll ninj the pic with garbled text ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# he's eating a tin can
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Oh, right
well that's OK then
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# Especially when you consider
where the young lady had the tin can a few minutes before...
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Crivvens!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# well, since everyone is in a pedantic mood
I'll clarify that it's aluminum :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:38, archived)
# Is that similar to
aluminium but with a black top?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# is "aluminium" another of those words that Brits and Yanks spell (and pronounce) differently?
can't be arsed to google it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# It is
although unusually it's one that you lot got right
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# "you lot got right"
we aren't communicating well here
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# haha, yeah, I could have put that better
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Oh I dunno
I thought the "unusually" bit hit the mark ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# reading between the lines of these obscure remarks,
I have to assume that you (UK citizens) think that any different spelling of a word in another country is "wrong." If so, we don't see it that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:02, archived)
# it's a labor of love. It makes us quite colorful really
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# There's a catalog of differences
we shouldn't over analyze or lose our sense of humor, nor should we try to maneuver around it, we should instead find center ground
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# that's how I see it--but I've been scolded too often by Brits and the like for using American spellings
(not that it would change me :D)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Quite a lot of them make sense, and are due to deliberate spelling reforms that took root,
mostly proposed by Noah Webster, the Webster's dictionary guy. For some reason, the reforms on long, impressive-sounding technical words were generally accepted, while the reforms on ordinary short words (like getting rid of the silent e on have, live and give) weren't.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_spelling_reform
Some of the differences are arbitrary, but it's difficult to find American spellings that are less rational than British ones.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I was going to say that
but it doesnt sound as good :-)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# I think Jason Vorhees slained him
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# needs more vector filter
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# takes too much time and skill
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:35, archived)
# I went to a cousins wedding at the weekend... in fucking Brussels!
I think it'll be the first and last time I ever visit that place
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
# It is very different from other Belgian cities and towns

I don't like it much either, although I spoke someone lately who found some nice artdeco-ish areas.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:51, archived)
# I went to an
all-you-can-eat rib restaurant in Brussels. It was great!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Cat ribs or manatee ribs?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# Narwhal ribs actually
They tasted a little like owl wings. But that might just have been the special sauce rather than the meat itself.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
# I am annoyed I didn't plan enough time to grab a load of chocolate whilst I was there
got a bit left but nor much

and why don't we get such great drinks like strawberry Fanta in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I don't know.
When I'm in Belgium, I make a point of drinking some of the local beers.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:21, archived)
# white - because it matches the rest of the kitchen appliances
black - because it doesn't

^ and what they all said
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# actually, it's all Queen Vicky's fault
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Why do people who aren't religious get married in a church?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Because they're cheap venues
to hire and they look nice.
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# "tradition"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# why not?
I got married on a ship, but I'm not a sailor.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Are you a pirate?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 15:52, archived)
# yaar!
maybe I be...
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 23 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)