
Judge, General, Priest and Banker, making themselves secure in a castle in order to conduct the whole gamut of transgressions, from the grossest imaginable to the ones that only then become imaginable.
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Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:04,
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It was cubes of cheese and pineapple, stuck into a potato wrapped in aluminum foil.
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Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:37,
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*spoons Thousand Island dressing into unconvincing brassiere before tottering down to dismal "Disco!" -themed disco*
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Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:54,
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but who knows, perhaps there'll be a light snowfall in the Winter that finishes off all the New Jersey hurricane survivors.
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Wed 31 Aug 2011, 2:46,
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*awaits January*
(welcome back to the land of the empowered)
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Wed 31 Aug 2011, 3:03,
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(welcome back to the land of the empowered)

When life gives you lemons, fuck an old man in the face.
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It's always good to be reminded that Lemon Party exists. You know, with Dick Cheney in the news, lemons are refreshing.
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