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# Would You Rather - Kill Yourself or Kill your Best mate...
This question has bugged me for years... I like my best friend... But i always like myself. Still i think i'd have to kill them, but then i ask myself how? :O
www.wouldyourather.eu/#186
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:47, archived)
# all sorts of fuckwank be going on up in this jiggafuck
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Mindpiss
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# fuckwank be going on right about now in this wankshit
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# I like oranges
but I hate peeling them so I tend to go for the lovely minneolas which are as easy to peel as a tangerine.

I like kiwi fruit too.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# go away spamwank machine
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:54, archived)
# i'm going to have a cup of tea now, then probably take a shit in about half an hour
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Have a good one
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# I was gonna say "have one on me but" noooooo.....
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# :D have a tea
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Have a shit! :D
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# :D have a shitea
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# IT'S STILL FIXED
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# IT'S FIXED NOW
eveyone come back
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Mother fudger!!
theres a ruddy links board. I think the talk board would have been better :(
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Och, dinnae fash yeself, pal.
We've all made mistakes.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:07, archived)
#
alas we do... (looks directly into a balloon knot and realised why they are called that)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:12, archived)
# *fluffs*
We're lully really

Just be glad that Prodigy isn't here. You'll never sit down again
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
#
am i sad..... ass kicking for goodnesss!!!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
# About 4pm
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Let's be friends... let's be best friends.

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
Watch your parents have sex every day for the rest of your or join in once biarch!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# My parents died in a freak spam incident, you insensitive bastard.
you insensitive bastard.:D

(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Now please draw me a picture Mr hutber...
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
what kind of picture you after.... anything to do with parents or sex or maybe both... But then how i get this across in an image.... i wonder sir? :| But i'll give it a fucking go ;)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I'd like a picture of a morris dancer fingering a giraffe.
Thank you.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I wasn't sure which one to use?
- How did that get there?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
#
my bad you see! still question is here for everybody to ask:
Wake up with a dick in your mouth or wake up with a bite taken out of your dick?
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I shall ask my priest next time I see him*
*probably in hell
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
# so
because you couldn't decide which hilarious gif to post you put almost 1.5meg onto the board in one post? nice going.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Thanks..
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Yay! Clarkson tiem!
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha!
I want to make b3ta cry more often just so you will bring this out!

(But I won't as I still haven't recovered from the bumming I was given when I first fucked up in here)
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Heh thanks
I'd sell my body for a good pea opportunity :D
Hope your bottom is better now

Otherwise I'll send a stubbly Jim Davidson round to kiss it better :) Works a treat.
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
#
(, Thu 1 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)