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# Just noticed it's my candleday. So enjoy this (relatively) unshopped pic of me at a b3tabash.

Cos vanity unleashed knows practically no bounds.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Merry candle day!
:)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:25, archived)
# Ta.
My beard, this evening, is just over 3 inches long. Since you asked.
And it doesn't sound like much, but it's enough to waggle about when one oscillates one's head rapidly to and fro.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:30, archived)
# :D
beardcock
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Bah!
Rumbled!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:35, archived)
#
ov und
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:59, archived)
#
und ov

actually.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:02, archived)
# CANDLES!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Good idea.
*sparks one up*
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:37, archived)
# Happy candleday!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:33, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:57, archived)
# All my wishes have been fulfilled in this delightful picture.
Thank you.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:00, archived)
# My pleasure :)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Happy candleday champ! :D
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Ta.
BF, recently I was wondering whether you're the artist formerly known as Fox. G. Love.
If so, done any woodcuts recently? Always liked those.
If not, erm... done any woodcuts recently?
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:18, archived)
# I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW YOU WERE A COP
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:43, archived)
# STFU AND ASSUME THE POSITION
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# HAVE A HOT BABE INSTEAD
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:48, archived)
# OH FUCK
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:39, archived)
# GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Wow.
My mum'll love this. Nice one!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# I'LL STOP NOW
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:55, archived)
# don't stop
this is brilliant
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 1:58, archived)
# ^this.
Almost crippled with laughter here.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Ooooer!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:31, archived)
# mmm saxxy!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# hahahahahaaaa!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:42, archived)
# Happy candl3day!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Ta!
I was hoping you'd materialise.
The community art doodz loved your pic, and were thrilled to get a contribution from overseas, particularly one so good.
The next project'll be postcard-based, so far easier to contribute to.

Oh, and Self-Parody Alert! Spot the dood quoting The Smiths on a Guardian blog...
www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/sep/05/garry-cook-jokes-manchester-city
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:36, archived)
# Haha
there you are! I seem to remember quoting Mozzer in the past there too, can't remember why.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:49, archived)
# 5 years, only 2 fingers?
and why are the tips brown...?
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:32, archived)
# In this country, the gesture is considered a friendly greeting.
And the fingers... fucking hell, you should see 'em now.
It's from smoking roll-ups.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Yippee! A rude cop. And candlesmas.
I've just had a lovely refreshing colonoscopy. Let the world know!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:32, archived)
# Pictorial evidence, please.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:55, archived)
# I knew I forgot something.
I was going to bring my camera. I did, however, watch the whole thing on tv right there. Very weird.

Lots of farting, I might add. And I know everyone really wanted that bit of information. :)
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 4:18, archived)
# FIRE!
Stupid copper, you are not fireman.
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 3:50, archived)
# ^ Ronan Keating?
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 6:38, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 7:52, archived)