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# 0_0 Jeebus, that's scary
Can I just say though...

Is this not a tiny bit mean? I am like everyone) a bit weirded out by he/her/its bizzare postings and extreme love of all things JJ.

But I think they might just be a quite sweet but bit mental/Japanese sort, who probably doesn't need taking the mick out of?

Still love you though Mr Brainfield :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:36, archived)
# I have to agree. She could be the nicest person in the world in real life. Definitely seems it, anyway.
*edited due to Borg implication*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:39, archived)
# they draw cartoon characters crying as they are being anally raped
THAT's the nicest person in the world?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# you draw little girls running around on bloody stumps
Mind you - youre not calling yourself the nicest person in the world :-D

Whats with the 'they' by the way? Is she a collective, like the borg - but yiffier?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)
# BF didn't say I was the nicest person in the world though
They as in he or she as we know nothing about them for sure
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# What I mean is
I know people who are into far more fucked up shit, yet they are really nice people.

And I've nothing against you, by the way. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:20, archived)
# can you have a laugh with them?
because surely that's all we're doing here?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:28, archived)
# With them, not at them.
She doesn't seem THAT jilted, if I'm brutally honest. And I know, the whole drawing prehistoric animals anally raping bears thing makes it harder to believe...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:34, archived)
# if i could just add my tuppence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtfCRaNg5EU
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Sorry, didn't realize. Was just a generalization. ^^;; *edits*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:26, archived)
# I agree with you here Mr Chutney
and I like her pictures more than I like Jack's too.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:41, archived)
# it is a bit mean, though i cant help having a guilty lol at it.
She seems nice, but the rampant JJ-fandom is a bit strange. Hope we dont put her off though, as its nice having someone with drawing skillz on here from my favouritest country.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# I can't help my heavy handed style. It's as close to manga as I can get with my gnarled hands these days.
They do seem quite sweet, but some of the images they do are a bit off colour.

I'm still not 100% convinced it isn't someone from here on an elaborate and long-winded trolling expedition.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:42, archived)
# look her up on divvy art as 'banjo on the cliff'
She seems quite established, and has some fans / followers herself.
I see nothing wrong or 'mysterious' myself.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:46, archived)
# I don't think it is a troll account. She's apparently been around other sites like dA for ages.
My guess is that she saw JJ frequents this site too and wanted to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# ^ditto
Hope us being cunts doesnt scare her away. B3ta isnt the friendliest board for newbies or folk who dont speak english well...
Or for people who read the faq, dont know the memes, dont know the individual personalities of each member etc etc...

Took me a good year of lurking before i decided to try and blend in with you folks...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Likewise.
The reason I joined was because the image challenges looked like something I'd enjoy taking part in, and then slowly grew towards the rest of the site.
Not /talk though. It's scary. :P

The best thing we can do now is make her feel welcome. She seems nice enough to be an addition to the family. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:55, archived)
# I joined because my head is wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Valid reason :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:44, archived)
# I admit some of the drawing style was so close to JJ's charcters that I did wonder at first?
but I guess if you love/copy someone enough that's to be expected.

But I'm crap at conflict and worry that some kid is sat in their bedroom in Osaka reading this wailing "But I just wanted to join in and be a B3ta friend" :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I feel a bit of a cunt now. Is this better?
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Please don't feel a cunt
I think we are all lovely! I just want everyone to get on *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Much :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# i think youre a cunt
and i love you for it!
Nice modification mister brains!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Not at all
She's done some pretty edgy caricatures of JJ, live by the sword and all that...
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:06, archived)
# do you think she actually knows what JJ looks like?
He doesnt look like a cutesy anime boy to me.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I think she sees him as he draws himself.
Got a bit of a Dr. Octopus from Spiderman 2 vibe to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:39, archived)
# don't buckle to the pervs who are hoping she really is a young japanese girl
It's not like we're posting pictures of her family or telling her to fuck off. It's just b3ta being b3ta, if anything it's a tribute!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:13, archived)
# <(^.^)>
KEKEKEKEKE!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:14, archived)
# ahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Yeah I agree with all of that
though I'm a proponent of the uber-uber-flounce theory of "JJ set all this up a long time back to have an ENORMOUS dig at B3ta for not liking him more". It's extremely unlikely to be true but part of me wishes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 13:59, archived)
# If it IS a flounce, then I propose it is someone taking the "flounce" to the level of high conceptual art!
(and would mean it is a bit scary too given the level of forward planning involved)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:01, archived)
# If it is a flounce, it's probably going to need equations to solve.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:05, archived)
# ha ha Quantum-Flouncing
It flounces in two directions at once and stops when you observe it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Schrodinger's Flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:48, archived)
# The Ricci Flounce
God that's a joke so nerdy I don't think anyone on here will get it. I'm a total nerd :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# We still respect you.
oh..

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:22, archived)
# THAT'S IT
I'm gonna start flooding the board with emo unhappiness now, just as soon as I can be bothered drawing any
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Just remember

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Not if someone skull-fucks your corpse
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:30, archived)
# LOL
That's just rude!

still, no need for a meal first

I'd say that in these complicated economic times that shows diligence and efficiency.

Let's hear it for graveraping skullfuck head patient guy! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:34, archived)
# YEAH \m/
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hopefully they can take the joke
as that's what b3ta is about
They draw pictures of anal rape, can't we mock that?
It's not like we're cyber stalking like they're doing to JJ

Besides, we've all had the piss taken out of ourselves on here at some point or another. It's happened often enough to me that I assume it's normal.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I haven't :(
I don't think anyone cares enough about me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Do shut up you flouncy buffoned eight legged marmite thresher...
*fondles*
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# Well, that's something at least
I feel a bit better now
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:18, archived)
# ?
I think I've missed the enforced-bum-love bit, it's all been Nuns and nurses and (penguins?) so far.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:04, archived)
# nsfw
www.sofurry.com/page/219416?contentlevel=all
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Not clicking on that. It's got 'furry' in the address.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# If you're not at work it's worth a look
Now I think about it, it's pretty much the kind of thing I normally ask Jack to draw.

/starts thinking of filth for Mogu
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:14, archived)
# I tried to stay mindbleach free, but taters tricked me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:15, archived)
# i described it as 'a pterodactyl raping a male bear with glasses'
thats no trickery - i reckon you fancied a wank there and then
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:17, archived)
# I couldn't believe what you'd written
it seemed so impossible
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:21, archived)
# nothings impossible in the magical land of yiffery :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:30, archived)
# ...I'm careful of links I click from here
I assume "sofurry" doesn't have anything to do with Sofas or soft lounge seating?

Edit... Ok clicked it. What the fuck 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:12, archived)
# contentlevel=all is a nice touch
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:16, archived)
#
*sicks up a little*
though if you scearch for "jollyjack" on that website,
all you find is Moguragunsou's images.
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Poor JJ
Dragged past the event horizon of yiffery. Not even light can escape.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:19, archived)
# I understand that information can escape as Furrking Radiation
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:24, archived)
# yeah but it's only as a black body
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:26, archived)
#
it appears he has a stalker
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Fucking four jesuses in a row operating a complex piece of industrial machinery to manufacturer polymer based composites for the aerospace industry fucking christ!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 15:25, archived)
# In which case, don't look at this
www.b3ta.com/board/10543897

edit/ or toasty's direct link above. But still don't look at it...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 14:11, archived)