WARNING! IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY USE LARGER HAMMER TO HIT SMALLER HAMMERTHE SMALLER HAMMER IS STORED BEHIND GLASS SO AS TO NOT ACCIDENTALLY POKE ANYONE IN THE EYE
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:14,
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indeeda small child could also electrocute themselves with it as small childs are wont to do!
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:20,
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Mind you,if the child is that small, it ought also to be behind protective glass to prevent harm to slightly-bigger-but-orally-curious children.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:22,
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ok sowe should have a child encased in an oxygen free environment to prevent it going off, with a glass cover to be opened in case of emergency
similarly, we should have a larger child to operate a hammer to let out the smaller child.
the hammer should be stored separately behind it's own glass (so as the larger child cannot use it in an erroneous or mischievous manner) away from the larger child who would again be stored behind glass in a protective gaseous environment.
Thus, the large hammer to release the small hammer to use to release the child releasing hammer and also the large child whom upon release is given the child releasing hammer in order to release the small child.
The duration of this hammer mode transfer and child multiple release should be sufficient to allow the aircraft to crash effectively.
(similarly, we should have a larger child to operate a hammer to let out the smaller child.
the hammer should be stored separately behind it's own glass (so as the larger child cannot use it in an erroneous or mischievous manner) away from the larger child who would again be stored behind glass in a protective gaseous environment.
Thus, the large hammer to release the small hammer to use to release the child releasing hammer and also the large child whom upon release is given the child releasing hammer in order to release the small child.
The duration of this hammer mode transfer and child multiple release should be sufficient to allow the aircraft to crash effectively.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:25,
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Yep, that about covers itExcept for the fact that the hammers may contain nuts
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:44,
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people who have nuthammer allergies will be provided with a chaingun for their indiscriminate use.
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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SorryI had to go to watch Doctor Who, but I'm glad that you've all worked it out while I was away.
I'm sure that at least one of you will get a medal.
(I'm sure that at least one of you will get a medal.
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19,
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it's not a smaller hammer it's a futuristic laser gun in case of future zombiesactually looks a bit like the laser guns from Space 1999
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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could also be a futuristic soldering gunfor soldering futuristic things to other futuristic things in the future.
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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It'll destroy things and replace them with things that are shiny or have tin foil on them!Where will this madness lead us!?
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28,
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Future zombies are the worst kindBe vigilant!
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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:27,
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Yes, and they will drink bright green drinksout of frosted glass tumblers like out of Blake's 7.
Future wine.
(Future wine.
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:30,
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there's nothing more futuristic than a 1981 Winebar\o/
( discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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I'm quite looking forward to the silver jumpsuits and bob haircuts
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32,
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Warning!Discomeats appears to have broke his caps lock key.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:29,
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WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T NEED ANY CAPSLOCK
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discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:31,
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IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE NO LOWER-CASEALL FONTS WILL HAVE EQUALITY OPPORTUNITY TO BE UPPER-CASE! WE MAY DECIDE TO REBRAND LOWER-CASE TO UNDER-CASE SO AS TO PROTECT THE MIDDLE-CASE FROM WORRYING ABOUT STRIKES-THRUS AND SUCH
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:38,
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Yeah those bauhaus lotalways singing "bela lugosi dead"
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Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:43,
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folklore or facta company involved in the communications business in ye days of olde concluded that it was possible to only offer either lowercase letters or uppercase letters and not both in their transmission system.
After extensive and costly research they concluded that lower case letters were better as they were more easily read.
One day a manager asked "How would we write the name of The Almighty?"
And lo, capitals were used from henceforth.
(After extensive and costly research they concluded that lower case letters were better as they were more easily read.
One day a manager asked "How would we write the name of The Almighty?"
And lo, capitals were used from henceforth.
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:47,
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AND THAT FUCKING NORMAL FONT WEIGHT HAS TO GO mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48,
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^ the above post contains nuts. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26,
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Maybe a pair of safety gloves and hard top are in place here mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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Fuck! no high vis?HIGH VIS
need the high vis!
(need the high vis!
discomeats This canoe,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:28,
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the claw hammer is only good for breaking into the 2nd dimension
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:35,
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