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# WARNING! IN THE EVENT OF EMERGENCY USE LARGER HAMMER TO HIT SMALLER HAMMER
THE SMALLER HAMMER IS STORED BEHIND GLASS SO AS TO NOT ACCIDENTALLY POKE ANYONE IN THE EYE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Choking hazard, innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:19, archived)
# indeed
a small child could also electrocute themselves with it as small childs are wont to do!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Mind you,
if the child is that small, it ought also to be behind protective glass to prevent harm to slightly-bigger-but-orally-curious children.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:22, archived)
# ok so
we should have a child encased in an oxygen free environment to prevent it going off, with a glass cover to be opened in case of emergency

similarly, we should have a larger child to operate a hammer to let out the smaller child.

the hammer should be stored separately behind it's own glass (so as the larger child cannot use it in an erroneous or mischievous manner) away from the larger child who would again be stored behind glass in a protective gaseous environment.

Thus, the large hammer to release the small hammer to use to release the child releasing hammer and also the large child whom upon release is given the child releasing hammer in order to release the small child.

The duration of this hammer mode transfer and child multiple release should be sufficient to allow the aircraft to crash effectively.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Yep, that about covers it
Except for the fact that the hammers may contain nuts
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:44, archived)
# people who have nuthammer allergies will be provided with a chaingun for their indiscriminate use.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Sorry
I had to go to watch Doctor Who, but I'm glad that you've all worked it out while I was away.

I'm sure that at least one of you will get a medal.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 22:19, archived)
# it's not a smaller hammer it's a futuristic laser gun in case of future zombies
actually looks a bit like the laser guns from Space 1999
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:26, archived)
# could also be a futuristic soldering gun
for soldering futuristic things to other futuristic things in the future.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Future Science!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# It'll destroy things and replace them with things that are shiny or have tin foil on them!
Where will this madness lead us!?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# The Future!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# oh, sounds quite good then!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Future zombies are the worst kind
Be vigilant!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:27, archived)
# holy crap
will they have lazors?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Yes, and they will drink bright green drinks
out of frosted glass tumblers like out of Blake's 7.


Future wine.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:30, archived)
# there's nothing more futuristic than a 1981 Winebar
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# I'm quite looking forward to the silver jumpsuits and bob haircuts
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Warning!
Discomeats appears to have broke his caps lock key.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:29, archived)
# WHERE WE'RE GOING WE WON'T NEED ANY CAPSLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:31, archived)
# IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE NO LOWER-CASE
ALL FONTS WILL HAVE EQUALITY OPPORTUNITY TO BE UPPER-CASE! WE MAY DECIDE TO REBRAND LOWER-CASE TO UNDER-CASE SO AS TO PROTECT THE MIDDLE-CASE FROM WORRYING ABOUT STRIKES-THRUS AND SUCH
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:38, archived)
#
perpenduum.com/2008/07/bauhaus-abolished-capital-letters/
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah those bauhaus lot
always singing "bela lugosi dead"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:43, archived)
# folklore or fact
a company involved in the communications business in ye days of olde concluded that it was possible to only offer either lowercase letters or uppercase letters and not both in their transmission system.

After extensive and costly research they concluded that lower case letters were better as they were more easily read.

One day a manager asked "How would we write the name of The Almighty?"

And lo, capitals were used from henceforth.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
# AND THAT FUCKING NORMAL FONT WEIGHT HAS TO GO
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:48, archived)
# and it's too brown
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 25 Sep 2011, 21:49, archived)