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# RIS
Perhaps 'attack of the clunge' would have been better.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Clunge
There has never been a more appropriate noun to describe their clammy, waxed, horse-eating-oats, calloused, cloven haddock hooves
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# i'm glad i finished me sandwiches before i read that
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Haddock again?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# oh god
they're coming up now
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Best lube in the world
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# They never forgive you!
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Haha
you paint a pretty picture, mr Ellis
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# THE Michael Ellis?
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:33, archived)
# The Original! The Unforgivable! It's our VERY OWN Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichael Elllllllllllllllllllllllllllllis
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:43, archived)
# *curtains part, Michael Ellis stands centre stage in full Kimono, chopsticked boot-polished hair and wooden block shoes*
♫ Three little maids from school are weee...... ♫
♫ Pert as a schoolgirl well can beeeeee ♫
♫ Filled to the brim with girlish gleeeeeeeeeHEEEEEEEEEEE... ♫
♫ Three... ♫ er, where the fuck are Paul and Moggy?

*tumblesweeds*
*feedback howl as microphone hits floor*
*clomps off crying mascara onto Kimono*

I NEVER FORGIVE PAUL AND MOGGY
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Once again, the prophetic powers of Gilbert and Sullivan amaze me
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# don't beat about the bush, man
you'll never get your stick back
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Change = menopause.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 15:35, archived)