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[challenge entry] Your mother cooks socks...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:11, archived)
# She looks a bit under the weather.
I also had to make the worst-ever cover illustration for a journal (actually, there are far worse, but it was as low as I could stoop to) for a paper called "Recurrent H-bond graph motifs between metal tris-ethylenediamine cations and uncoordinated oxalate anions: Fitting a three pin plug into a two pin socket"



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I got paid for making this at work today. Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:21, archived)
# Haven't these "scientists" heard of travel plugs!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# My cubicle is crammed with them -
I've got gear from the UK and Switzerland and the other person has stuff from the US and France...

I made it deliberately crap as a) it's still not crap by journal standards and b) when my old supervisor realises it'll cost him 500 quid for a cover, he'll quietly drop the subject...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# I'm not one to comment on the quality of other peoples work, as mine sucks
but this image does successfully convey "1989 Sculpt 3D" so it has achieved it's goal :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Heh heh!
No 3D software used (apart from for the crystal structure and then it was only added as a layer), so quite pleased with the cheesy effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Rendered Shiny Balls and Lines
ah well

keeps the wolf/wolves from the door innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# He might actually like the suspending wires
oh, and I used to have similar wallpaper in my house
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Or baring the wires and jamming them in the socket
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:37, archived)
# BARING THOSE DIRTY DIRTY LITTLE NAUGHTY WIRES
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:46, archived)
# THOSE NAUGHTY WIRES GET SO HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:58, archived)
# I WILL SEX AT THOSE WIRES
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# is that a molecular cdc i spy in there?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:40, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:45, archived)
# With antennae?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:57, archived)
# don't they all have antennae?
*books doctors appointment*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:06, archived)
# "the power of Christ compels you to cook, the power of Christ compels you to cook!"
bloody marvelous, N'!


apols for the TJ, but a quick question to the /board: what well-known QOTW memes and themes are there? For example: Massive drugs, sex lies, supermodel girlfriends and honda accords
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# "Needless to say, I had the last laugh"
and ending any sort of inflammatory or boring tales with "Cheers".
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Hahah! Of course - the last laugh - I'd forgotton that....
oh - and a something about "length"...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:31, archived)
# The current buzzword is 'breadmaker'
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# ^What Bitchtits said^
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Yew lahk ma titties, ehhh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:43, archived)
# ah, so that has now become part of the official QOTW lexicon? I'll note it down!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:02, archived)
# /talk always reminds me of the Knights Who Say Kerrr-nikkitta-pow-king-wwwwwwraaaaallll.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Spinning outright lies in a way to make them believeable
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:04, archived)
# hahaha
nomvomvom.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# Mushy Peas!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Arf :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:20, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:50, archived)
# ahahaha
is that moggy?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Who??
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Oh dear
Moggy also means "Cat" doesn't it...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)