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[challenge entry] In Heaven There Are No Buttons


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(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# BIGGA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Haha!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# My short sightedness is cured!!
A miracle!!

A miracle!!

A miracle!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:38, archived)
# thanks
i will now definitely use this as my desktop background
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# What about software for resizing images?
;)

Edit, that wallpaper always reminds me of the Phantom Menace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
I did try to make it larger but ran out of pixels (trying to resize at the mo')
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# No worries, it's not that big.
You're lucky the board nazis seem to be asleep, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# they're just tired
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# everyone was worn out by the tentical rape earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)
# <img src="image address" width=400>
will display it smaller, but you need to reduce the filesiaze really too
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# or just
img width="400"
at the beginning.

how do you type the pointy brackets?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# hold down shift and press the .
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# hahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# put it in the subject line
so it's not picked up as code
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# ah, i think you can type < in the title but not in the text box
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# in the subject line you can just type them in
but in the body box, you need to type &lt; and &gt;
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# and to type what I did, you need to type
&amp;lt and &amp;gt
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Thanks for the help. All done.
(lurk_hard_pray_hard, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# you're some kind of html wizard, no?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# no.
just a dull cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# most of us are dull cunts about something though
seriously, i find myself telling the missus something then i realise what a dreary twat i sound,
i end up tailing off with "and my name's john and i collect stones"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# what did you need to type to type what you just typed?
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
#
&amp;amp;lt and &amp;amp;gt
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# looks like hell to me
dull as fuck with no shops. all it needs in enya.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# I bet there's something spiffy over that hill, though.
Like a JCB racing school or blancmange gun testing facility.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# or a massive amusement arcade
with free tea and coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# I want to watch jcb racing now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# I have just found a new hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# bored with wanking already?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 16:59, archived)
# wanking is a way of life not a hobby
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# this is amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV5f4sClkhA
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# shitting fuck!
imagine getting T-boned by that bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# also - 'backhoe'
sounds like a prozzie who takes it in the shitter
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# the full name is a backhoe loader
stick it in and load it up
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# wanking off to gardening catalogues?
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# I'm now banned from Next
the changing rooms are not for wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# B&Q don't like you taking a shit in their display bathrooms either
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:07, archived)
# and don't go into a sleep masters showroom, climb in bed and start beating one off
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P www.paul-powers.co.uk, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# noted
(I helped save b3ta! Gruffi Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Haha!
Always thought that there should be a 'finish' button on the other side of the Taskbar that installs viruses, loses files and uninstalls hardware.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# For ture hell, you should have shoved him into ME
Windows Millennium edition, not literally me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)