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# New Person!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# hello
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
#
Hello to you Spunky McPunk!
How is it today?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# it's like this
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# HElloo
Grab a brush...
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Delightful!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# And legal too!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Funnily enough
my A-level politics teacher used a hypothetical act of parliament saying all boys have to paint their bottoms blue as an example of parliamentary sovereignty.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Haha nice!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Red for me, please
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Those blue-arsed boys better not sit on my sofa again
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# ...or alternatively get them to sit ALL over it
thereby creating a sort of blue-bum Polka Dot pattern!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Do you have that in girl?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# ......protect against rust.
One coat is all you need.
Cause everything's right with Hammerite,

Old Iron Old Iron!
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:12, archived)
# use it on your drainpipe - all right!
:)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Blue Moons
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Well, it's different, I'll grant you that
Hello and welcome to b3ta, I think
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:37, archived)
# There are still new people here?
I thought everyone joined in 2009 and then moved on to reddit or something.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
#
Yeah, well watch out for the newbs.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Why? What are they going to do?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Get naked I hope
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Well that goes without saying
How else are we going to you-know-what their you-know-whats?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I fear the noobs of today don't realise we need to you-know-what their you-know-whats
and need firm enouragement
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:04, archived)
# skill evaluation: 1
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# To be honest, it's better than I could do
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You should drink some poison and end your self-loathing.
:D
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:48, archived)
# I probably couldn't even get that right
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# That's good...because I would miss you.
(passive/aggressive blog)
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Aww....
I could always kill you too and we could go into the afterlife hand-in-hand

Disclaimer: There is no afterlife.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:01, archived)
# That just warms my heart it does.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Hi new person*
Needs more magenta if you ask me.

* or new trolling account of disgruntled regular
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:40, archived)
# It is a little known fact
that there are only fifteen people have ever posted on b3ta. All the other accounts are trolls, comedy accounts and comedy troll accounts, all trolling one-another and never entirely sure who's real.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Shut it, I'm not logged in as you, how can you post?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# You should make your password more secure
I'm afraid "boris the spider" is forever closed to you
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:06, archived)
# I think it's noobmaster
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# 4ever in our hearts..



(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# Hello
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hello there
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:05, archived)
# Hello the new
needs more magenta
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Hello
So the new compo is "moustaches"
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Hellooo!
Btw, you're not mad and/or Japanese are you?
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# We're
all a little bit mad. And Japanese.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Hello new person
Pull up a knife and never forgive Michael Ellis.
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 19:16, archived)
# hi there
:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
(, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)