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heh

you heathen

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rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)

i prefer the term "realist"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)

man, you are so going to hell

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rob, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)

If it exists

Proving Hull exists is even harder if it wasn't for the fishy smells or is that Grimsby?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

better book a coach

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:08, archived)

the music is better

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)

Wait. Are you posting this from an operating room?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

Probing room probably

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)

Say hello to our new probing prophets.

She better hope there's no hell. Or that her surgeon isn't a alien. Or something. I'm all messed up over here.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

i fucking should be

however, my surgeon is sick, so the cunts sent me home again. not like they could have phoned me and told me not to come in the first place.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

Curses! Someone has hell to pay for making you fast for nothing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)

YEAH LET'S KILL MOHAMMED

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

i'd go all evil dominatrix on them

but i'm far too tired. only had 3 hours of sleep since yesterday :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)

Yeah but they play all their records backwards

Satan "Hey guys if you play this evil message record backwards it sounds just like Judas Priest!!"

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)

i can live with that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)

If you think Moon River is bad, wait til you hear it in reverse. Andy Williams is satan.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)

that's convenient

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)

I just downloaded Moon River

and reversed it. It's amazingly boring - even more so than the right way round. I started playing around adding reverb and a few effects and then asked myself what the fuck I thought I was doing and stopped.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:23, archived)

great story!

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

I'm nothing if not a brilliant writer

GO AND DOWNLOAD SOME MOTHERFUCKING STORIES

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)

Cloverfield had some Reverse Audio easter eggs

www.filmjunk.com/2008/01/21/mysterious-whispers-and-other-easter-eggs-in-cloverfield/

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)

I've still not watched Cloverfield

I'll get around to it some day. I did, however, watch Frankenfish. That film is aces.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

I'd strongly suggest you see it

but rather than buy the dvd you're probably better of renting it as it doesn't hold attention beyond the initial viewing very well you might be tempted to watch it a few times initially but after that there isnlt a lot of point which is why I think they included Easter Eggs to have to going back to rewatch.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)

I think I shall do just that

In return, you should watch Frankenfish. So long as first get drunk, stoned, or both.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)

in summary

frankenfish: good
cloverfield: utter fucking tosh

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)

i like south park's cloverfield piss-take

so i'll watch cloverfield. i have a high tolerance for tosh. even fucking tosh.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

I haven't got anywhere near stoned my whole life I had a few puffs on a joint of two

in my time but I didn't inhale ;) Drunk I can do although in fairness I get tipsy and giggly but never vomit inducing drunk I hate the feeling when the room spins never going to do that again.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)

it's hard to watch a film when the room's spinning around you

giggly drunk is the best condition to watch frankenfish in

(i've never been near stoned in my life either, don't like smoking and never cooked the stuff)

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:08, archived)

Haha. What would you expect.

How did you do it? Some fancy software no doubt.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

Audacity

Piece of piddle. Though I'm running it on a Mac and it got a bunch of Apple-made plugins which is where the reverb came from.

The flashy software would've been Adobe Audition which most people seem to hate but which I really like. Except that I don't have a Mac version and my PC is dead. This update brought to you by Tedious Details inc.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)

Cool. Thanks.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)

No problem

If you're on Windows or want to use Wine, I'd actually recommend Goldwave. That's a very nice program.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)

If those records are Stone Roses B sides

that means you end up listening to Waterfall and Elephant Stone.

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boris the spider, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)

youtu.be/th0Yq3cq514

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)

in hell

everyone is hot!

it's like the internet!

only with more hell!

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)

good. i hate being cold.

also, merry candles!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)

ta!

I have just been back from lidl for 30 minutes, I have tortillas and dip.

It's not that great.

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)

i have a single can of strongbow

i'm so tired, it'll probably knock me out.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)

I tired too, but I have to say, shopping at this time of night is a lot less stressful

shame I don't live walking distance to a 24 hour place, I get get my "he's not fucking right he is" badge for buying a chicken at 3am

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)

when the 24-hour asda opened a couple of miles away

me and my mates piled in there stoned at about 3 a.m, to buy shiny things and munchies. there was a bit of a dawn of the dead vibe about the whole thing.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)

"You never know"

*grins to cctv*

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)

i love that bit :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)

Hey, you're the one who keeps setting competitions encouraging us to mock Jesus.

I'm sure there's an extra special space in Hell being kept warm for you.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Oct 2011, 20:18, archived)