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# Help us choose the new Question of the Week
Damn! It's Thursday already, so time to vote on another QOTW based on your suggestions. Choose from:

The worst thing you've masturbated to
Four word answers like 'Ann Widdecombe nuff said' will be treated with contempt, and the whole world will you you've pulled your pud over Ann Widdecombe

Racist Grandparents
We've all got one... Unless you haven't so feel free to make something up *cough* vote for this one *cough*

Meeting people from the internet
What happened? How did it end? How long until the ASBO wears off?

Going out in style
Ever stormed out of somewhere in a huff? Opening nominations for the 2011 Golden Flounce Awards

Being in the right place at the right time
'One morning, when I was 11 years old, I was walking to school and found a five-pound note on the pavement. I looked to see if there was anyone else around. Glancing up, I saw, for the first time in my life, a real live naked woman standing at a window. Tell us about the times you thought the gods were smiling upon you.'

Tales from the Kitchen
Ronseal. Tell us about the time you actually cooked with Ronseal

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Vote closes when I remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 10:55, archived)
# you insensitive bastard!
I HAVE NO GRANDPARENTS!!!!!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# you insensitive bastard!
I WE HAVE NO GRANDPARENTS IMAGE CHALLENGE YET!!!!!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# i can give you a challenging image
but you won't like it...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:25, archived)
# A Challeng Ingimage??
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# what are you talking about?
*whistles innocently*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# thank you for reminding me
i DO need to go shopping again!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# cunts Morrisons
took over Safeway which I did for 15 years(windowcleaning)then they told me: "we've got our own windowcleaners...see ya"......not a good day that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:42, archived)
# what are your views on the chamois vs. sponge debate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# squeegee everything....no touching up after
no contest :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# my dad was a window cleaner for about 20 years
he always used a chamois, said it was better for him. he once found a live chicken in an alleyway and brought it home :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# yep...a lot of the old-timers used to swear by "chammies"...I remember the first time I started..
by the end of the day it feels like your arm's gonna drop off...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:05, archived)
# it was a bugger trying to buy them by the time he stopped
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:08, archived)
# MOSONS?

ah, never mind
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Can we choose the image challenge while we're at it
Or just go with the Halloween costumes one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# Fraser's watching rugby on the other side of the world
I dare say we'll get round to something
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# Worst thing you've masturbated to should be changed to....
Worse thing you've masturbated into!
mine was the battery compartment of a tv remote in a Travelodge.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:01, archived)
# *Applause*
Good shot!
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# what
that's mental brainwrong
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# so what you're saying is
you were once cooking in your kitchen, which was the right place to wank over racist grandparents that you met off the internet. they got angry and you flounced out of there. is that about it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I think this would work better if the final 5 topics were options under the first...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:03, archived)
# will you you've?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# If this doesn't end up being Meeting people from the internet I'll eat my nipples
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# nomnomnom
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# I'm not telling you the worst thing I've masturbated to....
let's just say I was glad it was imagined....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:15, archived)
# dude!
every time I watch 'Eraserhead', I don't know what it is, but I just can't stop
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# go straight to confession....
do not pass "go".do not collect 200
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)