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# Trust me, I know about these things.

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(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# the fools! when will they learn?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 17:54, archived)
# The Games Industry and Skynet have us over a barrel.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i plan to save myself
by ruthlessly ratting out my friends and relatives when the robots take over
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# That's a good plan perhaps it's time to make many more friends
more ratting-out value will increase my survivability! "Hey Moggy and Mortal Wombat I'm so sorry can we be friends plz! I love your outrageously left-field art! Mmmuurhahahahahaha the fools" ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# fuck, even the robots wouldn't want mortal wombat
just spazzed back down the /board and seen his shitness. i'd ask what's wrong with him, but i have a feeling the answer would be a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I don't believe the robots would want him either
I just want to throw his lifeless body at them with superhuman strength.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# oh, me too.
but i have company now, who i must thrash at mariokart double dash ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:30, archived)
# In 2041,
if my calculations are correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# I'v got my campbed set up outside games'R'us already to make sure I'm first in the que..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I am a moose. I can speak English....
Queue apparently.. ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Que?
.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# quo?
(softporn 70's sink fixer, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# Que?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I am a moose......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Que?
.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# How do you do......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# That's just reminded me to preorder Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
www.play.com/Games/Xbox360/4-/18028093/-/Product.html

Seems to be similar to WoW but for Xbox360, PC and PS3
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Will it be coming out on my platform?
www.b3ta.com/board/10581382
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Edit... I enjoyed the water margin clip you posted BTW... I could actually remember that scene :-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Yes I'd forgotten just how good it was
and from that clip alone it's probably worth a re-watch.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# The thing that puzzeled me the most was....
It actually sounded like, well spoken English people putting on terrible Chinese accents.....

Appart from the bit at 50 seconds in, where the bloke pops his head up from behind the hill, and forgets to put an accent on at all and sounds like he was educated at Oxbridge...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Didn't you realise that Ancient China was first discovered in Oxbridge?
The Ming Dynasty was discovered at the Watford Gap so they all spoke like London Lorry Drivers.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# I want you to hunt down Lin Chong and bring his head to me on a plate...
Along with a full English with toast and cup of tea please duck..!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# and a Yorkie bar for afters, thanks pet!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# I might do a b3ta water margin appresiation club badge
as long as I don't melt down the core of googles computer trying to spell check it...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# There are a few notable differences to WoW
1. Skyrim has an ending
2. Skyrim has a story
3. Skyrim will be fun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# I, for one, welcome our new self-throwing barrel overlords.
/autocomplete.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:20, archived)
# yay?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Indeed...?
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# o.k....(?)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Needs more fucking shitty magnets...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# It's always with the magnets with you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Those pro-magnet propagandist goons got to you too i see.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# I was 'attracted' to their propaganda leaflets
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# 2042 - self-throwing self-immolating barrel invented
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:06, archived)
# 20:43 In Mother Russia Barrel throws you
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I can't wait
*makes note in diary*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Mon 24 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 25 Oct 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Nice to see
'Judgement Day' spelled correctly for once....
(SausageWarrior destination Zululand, come on boys jump in the van, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 6:16, archived)