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[challenge entry] Not 100% accurate if you've actually played Uplink but... yeah, you get the idea :)

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(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Great game that :)
Except it was really quite hard, and the permadeath was utterly despair inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Windowed mode was handy
So you could constantly nip over to the profiles folder and make backup copies.

I'm not proud of that though, it's like keeping a finger on the last page when reading Fighting Fantasy books.
(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Haha! Damn...should've looked that up.
Yeah, really fun, tense gameplay but I was never good enough to actually get to the storyline properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:24, archived)
# BLOODBEAST...........SKILL 10 STAMINA 10
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Ah, the good ol' blood beast - appeared in Deathtrap Dungeon, as I remember :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I have no shame admitting I used to do that "keeping a finger on the last page" thing with FF books
especially Creature of Havoc - that was a right bastard
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# there was a misprint, right?
the book was essentially impossible to finish

Christ, I only just finished Rebel Planet myself
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# No I think it was possible
but was one of the most difficult - especially as it was impossible to cheat. I never figured it out though
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:55, archived)
# never finished it (properly) either, too many add/subtract X page jumps and too much translation bollox
here is the solution - click me
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# Ah it was the magical pendant step I never got
because if you go to page 233, it doesn't begin with "You find yourself..." like it says it should, so I assumed I'd got it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# * Shouts at the screen
"PICK UP THE PHONE YOU GOD DAM BITCH!"


Nija edited
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:32, archived)
# 3 gams in a boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:34, archived)
# my "peg" like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:44, archived)
#
Vote for Gam, the one fine man
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Why isn't he in a boat?
Edit/jack: following yesterday's dinosaur draw, I need something to sketch. Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Have a go at drawing my fox character :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# You and your strike force fox
Woo.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Yes, the one who's name I decided to change after one of the main characters in BF3 is called Blackburn.
Didn't want to seem like a copycat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# There's probably multiple characters called Blackburn.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Mm, I guess... I'm in two minds about it at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# There are boobs...
...and then there are knee-boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Fox Toe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Draw Peter Andre
wanking a wildebeeste into an old bowler hat
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Okay
I'll try and combine it with the fox lady as well...
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Bit of a tight fit
I'm surprised its' eyes don't water.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# You know, I was going to reply with something so, SO wrong then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# There could be no reply sufficiently wrong that you should hold back
Let's have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I was gonna say something Harvey related. I know, I know, I'm an absolute bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Peter Andre would never do that!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:57, archived)
# That's why I held back.
I thought "Hang on, he's Australian! Everyone knows they're hard working friendly people!"

Then I posted it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Draw the surviving members of E17, wanking a wildebeest into an old Mercedes Benz?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Are you taking notes, H.O Charles? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Ah, bollocks. Too late
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Some of them survived?
Damn it!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Moggy could find one.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# As for her it can find insult in the conference of eulogy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Heh heh heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# I hope this translates right.
だらしない女の指死んだ犬のお尻の穴
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# not in the subject line it won't...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Edited. :) Probably still doesn't work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:15, archived)
# The finger of the slovenly woman the hole of the rear end of the dog which dies
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Bollocks :( Nearly!
It should have been 'Moggy fingers dead dogs' bumholes'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I'd have guessed that anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Even if they didn't pick up...
...you'd think you could just analyse their voice-mail intro.
(I helped save b3ta! Iki I think my camel is dead., Wed 26 Oct 2011, 14:40, archived)
# awesome game :D
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 26 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)