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# Liz Jones, aka 'SPUNKBURGLAR'
Scuse the shitty shop, my skillzzzzzz are weak

(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:52, archived)
# BASTE MY SPUNKBURGER
that is all. ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# "It's as if a million voices cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced"
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Hahahahaha :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# wonder if I can get that quote on the DM comments page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:56, archived)
# This whole thing beggars belief...
Is she really unaware that condoms contain spermicide?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:54, archived)
# When you're too thick to breed, I suppose that counts as natural selection in action
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Not sure it's thick, i'd say cuntish is far more accurate
(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# She seems to have this weird sort of inability to understand most kinds of morality
Or how those guff writings that ooze and squelch out of her peculiar mindset might be horrifying (and somewhat offensive) to the rest of the world.
And she's fucking mental.
And it irritates me that she has succeeded in trolling so many people today.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I don't think she's trolling, I just think she's a wrong'un, a cock-juggling thunder cunt if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Hehe
Though it seems to me that most DM articles are troll-y in nature. I imagine their newsroom to be full of whiteboards, which are covered in bullet points detailing how to upset the public.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Indeed, something doesn't seem right...
but I dunno, there is a definite motive behind their articles; they want people to be angry, which I can assume is why they blame everything on immigrants, gays, etc.

There is indeed a motive, but no final outcome planned, other than sitting back and watching the world burn, hunting foxes and beating peasants as they do.

tl;dr - they write articles for racist old people and pseudo-intellects.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Demagoguery without a cause
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# You should follow Archie's lead with that
www.b3ta.com/board/10591490
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Charlie Brooker did something about media-induced fear a while ago
Nice Doug Stanhope clip
/edit found it More focused on TV, but the mentality is the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Page Views
I thought the point of the DM was just to get page views? The more controversial, the more they are talked about. As normal, among the replies to this post is a DM link. So that is a few more pennies from their advertisers. They then hope you stay on their site following other "outraged" articles or their half dressed "celebrities"...

It long ago stopped being a "news"paper as gossip and outrage sells better.
(I helped save b3ta! Batter Pudding Hurler is a figment of your imagination, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:25, archived)
# haha
"Right, who's gonna make up the sperm stealing claptrap... no, not you Peter... Liz, you take it, you're a dried up old hag, people will believe you really did it.

Now, who is going to own up to autoasphyxiation-induced arse cancer whist simultaneously being racist about *pulls a piece of paper out of a hat* um, Serbians, have we done Serbians yet?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:22, archived)
# haha
nail/head
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I'd say she's generally unaware in regard to, well, everything.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:58, archived)
# I think she's making it up
because she's paid to be "controversial"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# aye
nobody has the plethora of "life experiences" she has without being stabbed to death, a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Needs more milk mustache.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 15:57, archived)
# jesus is her face unshopped?
has she had major reconstructive surgery?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:01, archived)
# I hope not because it's a rubbish job
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:04, archived)
# yep - with an Airfix kit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
#
possibly this one
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Who is this woman?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Aah, drivel!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *speechless*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# I bet she makes milkshakes out of baby pandas and orphans' dreams.
CREATURE.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:05, archived)
# STILL WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Maybe.
I think it's one of those instances; you would just to say you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:10, archived)
# That, and there's something to be said for the old punishfuck
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:21, archived)
# "And THIS is for that column you wrote about Jo Yeates!" *thrusts*
I should blurt that out next time, just for the reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# It would have to be pretty fucking punishing!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:23, archived)
# *thinks*
Uhh... just a bit of advice... please, PLEASE don't think about it too much.

Ugh... -_-
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I know, I came in my pants too!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# I shat in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Like the 22 seconds they cut out of Human Centipede 2 punishing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:35, archived)
# This old bag deserves a "Julie Moult" style campaign
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:12, archived)
# they are both idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:17, archived)
# correct
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Also add Jan Moir to this list
(serge, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:37, archived)
# god, she is such a hag
i bet she scared all the children in her village on halloween.

and i bet they egged the hell out of her house as by all accounts the entire village dispises her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Here's an idea
Adopt! On second thoughts, I wouldn't wish that on any kid.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Has anyone contacted the RSPCA on behalf of her cat?
I wouldn't be able to sleep a wink with her in the house and we all know how much cats like to doze.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)