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# QOTW vote of sorts
Hello everybody... lovely ScaryDuck is away doing media things in Portugal, so you're stuck with me.
Reply here to vote for a fluffier subject than last week's 'interesting' mess:

A) My First Pet - how badly you treated it, where it unexpectedly had babies/shat/died, that sort of thing

B) Lifts - I once called the lift and the doors opened to reveal 3 drunk girls having a piss. One of them had also dun a poo. (wooOOOooo Can Chunderghost)

C) Trampolines - Trampolines are ace. Tell us your funny stories about trampolines. Or pogo sticks. Or bouncy castles. Or them shoes with the massive springs on them. Funny stories though. Not lies about having sex on them. (PERSONALITY HORSE)

D) Tactlessness - My ex once told me, 'That was the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin...' Come on, this HAS to be a goldmine of funny/cringeworthy stories. (grandmasterfluffles)


Sorry for the lack of picture.
No I'm not
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:25, archived)
#

(NWOT but inspired by Sweden comments below and an anim I saw on Reddit)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:27, archived)
# lifts
because i've got a good lift-based story
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:28, archived)
# Were you one of the three drunk girls?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
# no
but i scared the shit out of 2 noisy little bitches
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:39, archived)
# I would love to hear trampoline stories but I fear it would be a limited well of tales.
So my first pet (any pet on trampoline stories for double points)
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Trampoline stories? I can see the ups and downs of that
and I fear such a choice would rebound on us.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I think that's stretching it.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:35, archived)
# Blame chthonic for springing it on us
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
E)
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Let's see...
Lifts- I once had the doors open to a brick wall.

Trampolines- I had sex on one.

Tactlessness- I told /board I had sex on a trampoline.

My First Pet it is, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# summer fayre goldfish that are dead by the end of the week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:41, archived)
# Brings on horrible childhood memories of a fish I got at a Chinese New Year festival.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# every summer we'd win those damn fish
and every summer we'd have a vacant fishbowl in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:45, archived)
# It's why it's worth splashing out (pun not intended) on tropical fish.
The bastards don't die as soon as you get them, and look a lot nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:47, archived)
# i prefer spiders
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:50, archived)
# I'd love to have a spider or something close to one; shame I can't have pets in this house.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# they're really easy to look after
just as long as you don't leave the tank open.
biggest pet i ever had was a 7-foot python. lovely creature, but a bastard to get from under the stereo cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:56, archived)
# I think I'd do well with a rodent, like a mouse.
I used to have a hamster, and never really had any problems with him getting out of his cage.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:01, archived)
# i had mice
my neighbour was meant to feed them while i was on holiday. when i got home, they weren't just dead, they were almost skeletal. bitch tried to say they must have died the day i got home, as she'd definitely fed them the day before :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Gutting :(
If I did get a mouse here in Preston, it'd have to come home with me over the holidays. There's no way I'd leave it here, it's cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:07, archived)
# i wouldn't mind having chickens
but that's not a good idea round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Why's that? Foxes?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:13, archived)
# no, pikeys
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Much MUCH worse, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:16, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 19:20, archived)
# don't worry you'll bounce back..........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Just need that extra spring in my step.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# spring has sproinged
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:54, archived)
# You had sex with your first pet on a trampoline in a lift?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# This must be drawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:46, archived)
# You should be drawn
and quartered.

Pervert!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# Haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Give up with QOTW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Tactlessness, please.
I have loads of stories on myself, to say nothing of people I have known.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:44, archived)
# A please
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 18:48, archived)
# GMF's tactlessness, please.
A) will have no interesting stories; B) is... well, it's about lifts; C) is a joke suggestion by someone since banned; D) is promising in its own right, but stands head, shoulders, kneed and toes above the other three.

Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Whilst I know full well that C was intended as a joke suggestion
I quite liked the way they phrased it.

It was a small piece of silliness in amongst an awful lot of name-calling and spitefulness that has taken over the qotw suggestions page in the last week or so.

Ho hum
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# I'll have a P
please Bob.
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Tactlessness
It's the most open - the others would make better image challenges
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)