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# I'm thinking of printing some of these out,
to leave like flyers under the windscreen wipers of dickheads who take up two parking spaces bacause they can't park.


(Testicles just for you, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:43, archived)
# MAKE IT SO
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Just throw a brick through their windshield
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# wrap the brick in paper with this printed on it and you're onto a winner
i want one they says "oi cunt, i'm walking here!"
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)
# WOO!
In other news....

Grab a bargain, An iphone that's clearly not an iphone!

Been watching this all day, I feel sorry for the poor sap who gets it, for some reason he didnt respond to my question asking WTF it was as iphones don't have replaceable batteries, not without a lot of fuck farting about anyway!

NOT an iphone
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:46, archived)
# it's amazing how gullible people are because an object looks just like a more expensive object
a friend of mine was planning on importing a bunch of what they thought was iPhones to re-sell at higher prices, until I pointed out they weren't iPhones because there was absolutely no mention of the word "iPhone" or "Apple" on the phones or in the description

sometimes I dispair at the fuckwittedness of people
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:55, archived)
# save the print job and just scratch DIPSHIT into the paintwork
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:51, archived)
# double points for doing it outside of a martial arts training centre
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 0:59, archived)
# triple points for doing it outside of a Boots
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Instawin for your own car.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
# AND TAKE A SHIT ON THE BACK SEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:25, archived)
# now you're thinking!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 1:40, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:06, archived)
# While you're at it have some stickers of this made
and leave them wherever you feel appropriate


(twattybanjo, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Grrrr Why did I read that...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:34, archived)
# The car you've used is too wide to fit between the lines you've drawn
dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:45, archived)
# do the opposite
make up a flyer saying their parking was awesome and they can win a prize at a website, giving the address

and when they go there they get told they're completely fucking useless at parking and they should have their driving license revoked

and setup a complaints section of the site so they can vent their anger, and the rants get posted online so we can all see their patheticness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:50, archived)
# ooo yes!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 4:58, archived)
#

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 3:59, archived)
# I have so had this idea....
hundreds of times but forgotten about it after the red mist has cleared.

"why not learn to park?"



(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:51, archived)