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# Norris Will Tear Us Apart
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:25, archived)
# Dear Mr. McWhirter
Last night I was clearing out my dad's attic when I found a thin flat disc of black plastic with a small hole in the centre and fine grooves on each side . . . is this a record?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Oh ff.. hahahahaha
*spang*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I did a gig with Roy Castle once
he played trumpet and told jokes. He was very good.

EDIT: Apparently Roy Castle's son married Beyonce Knowles . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Jay Zee?

*scratches head*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:38, archived)
# No, she's now Beyonce Castle!
she's now Beyonce Castle!*cackles*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
# My spanging pan pleads for mercy!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Oh dear gods in the heavens and the fishes in the oceans ...
*shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Innit great?
I miss the silliness of how the board once was. It feels that all is back to "normal" with DTH around.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:55, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
*gasps*
Hahahahahahahahahahaa!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 12:07, archived)
#
Yes it is! Did you snap it in half? If you did (and dedication's what you need) ... you're a Record Breaker.
(I helped save b3ta! Isaac Mangang With Love & Herpes xXx, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Dear Mr McWhirter
Today I broke one one the strings on the venetian blinds in the kitchen. I say the strings need replacing, my gf says it just needs a bit of glue. Is this a re-cord?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# *Spang*
I think this pan is going to see some more action.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:35, archived)
# Excellent work.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:44, archived)
# *Puckers*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:57, archived)
# And tell the plumber to bring the plunger and a couple of kilos of C4...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 13:42, archived)
# That's good, that.
I've had a copy of 'Control' for over a year but still not watched it... I'm told it's a tad depressing
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:28, archived)
# It's very good, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:30, archived)
# Atmosphere
I love a party with a happy atmosphere.

No... hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# That's Russ Abbott!
I mean . . . what's that strange song you're singing old person?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:41, archived)
# DEDICATION, DEDICATION WILL TEAR US APAAAART
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:29, archived)
# aaaahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:31, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Nov 2011, 11:34, archived)