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# Heartwarming








(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Dropbear!
australianmuseum.net.au/Drop-Bear
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:21, archived)
# and I thought they
were a myth
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Oh, they're totally real, man.
I lost an entire squad to those bastards...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Some kind of myth-understanding, I presume
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Lost your entire squad?
How careless of you. Have you checked down the sofa?
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:57, archived)
# I think I might have left them on the car roof and drove off by accident.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:01, archived)
# I did that with a satnav once.
It bounced on the pavement and went in a puddle. Worked perfectly afterwards. Yay Navman...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# What was she expecting?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Looks like he had it coming
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:36, archived)
# which
one's the hippo?
(MayorBoris, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# How do you establish a hippo as being a "pet"?
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:08, archived)
# I think his strategy was to break it in like a horse, rodeo style
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Ride 'em hippo
Yee-Hah!
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# The skin was only there to stop her massive face from spilling out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# ^ This

It's a well know fact that the size of a womans underface, has a direct relationship to the size of her fucking fat arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# spoken like someone
who's never tried to find a skinned face on google images...
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:33, archived)
# You got me, sheriff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:40, archived)
# I once saw a picture of a guy who skinned his face whilst on PCP...
Thanks for not using that. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:42, archived)
# It was probably the stress of having to come up with the money
for the balloon payment...

Ho ho. A bit of car leasing humour for you
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:39, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 14 Nov 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Even cuter -
The Giant Wombat!

(I saw this at the Sydney museum a while back - quite amazing...)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)