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# If you had a magic smartphone, what sort of apps would you install?
If you had a magic smartphone, what sort of apps would you install? I would like an app with an alarm to warn me of impending zombie invasions. Safety first!
(supercyberblob, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:43, archived)
# you may want to take this to /talk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# You're kidding aren't you?
They would seriously tear him a new one with material like that.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# that's the point
you have to be cruel to be kind.
or for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Something tells me you are a past recipient of a good old /talk roasting?
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:50, archived)
# nope
but i am in a cunty mood
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I like your style.
*Offers awkward high five*
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# *fives back*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:02, archived)
#
You would be correct. I haven't logged in for 6 years so I forgot how everything works here. :)
(supercyberblob, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# They would love you in /talk. Seriously, post there as often as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:53, archived)
# tread carefully
it's dangerous over there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:03, archived)
# *Gags Smash Monkey*
Don't listen to him. Now get yourself over to /talk at once.
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:06, archived)
# mmmmmmppfffff!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# We're not that bad.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:08, archived)
# hahaha
i know you're one of the fluffier ones ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Fluffy like a fuckin..... TIGER.
With a deathlazer on it's head and machineguns for arms...

Yeah, I'm one of the dull ones. If any of you /boarders could make the above image I'd be most grateful. Perhaps with a fuckface.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# if i could, i would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:20, archived)
# It's why I never really posted here, I have no photoshops :'(
I can draw a cock in ms paint, badly. That's about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:22, archived)
# if you do that on here
it'll take about 3 seconds before someone accuses you of attending the Smash Monkey school of internet arts :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:27, archived)
# :'( I can do an ascii one. Will that do?
                        _,-%/%|
                    _,-'    \//%\
                _,-'        \%/|%
              / / )    __,--  /%\
              \__/_,-'%(%  ;  %)%
                      %\%,   %\
                        '--%'

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:34, archived)
# yes it will
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:35, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Get Paint.net
much better than vanilla ms pants
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:13, archived)
# better for drawing cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:29, archived)
# *bites tongue* ... *holds breath* ... *turns blue* ... *eventually cracks*
LASER! IT'S LASER! THE FUCKING WORD IS LASER!
AAAAAAAARGH!

sorry. I need to get out more.



(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:38, archived)
# there there, calm down, Smash will make it all better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:41, archived)
# *cries on shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# that's it, let it all out
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:43, archived)
# That's okay, you weren't to know it was an intentional misspelling.
I'm not here all that much.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Yes you are. I can't walk right thank's to you guys! :(
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Silly spazzy, that's your boyfriends fault, not ours.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:16, archived)
# He has the common courtesy to lube me up at least.
Not like you savages!
(I helped save b3ta! friskeyferret Whatever..., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:18, archived)
# We know you get all wet once it starts.
Ugh, four messages in and we're talking about anal rape.

Yeah, /talk is full of fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:21, archived)
# Some kind of spam blocker springs instantly to mind
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:45, archived)
# I think you may be looking for one that can read this...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:46, archived)
# I'd have one for frumulation of deridudinous smelgatumes
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:49, archived)
# HI CAN U MAEK ME A APP?
I WNT 1 WIV WIFIS N DWNLOADZ!
FANKS EMAIL IT 2 [email protected] X x
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:51, archived)
# *goes to play Call of Duty* I'll see you all in about an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:52, archived)
# I would have an app which would help b3ta users find the Question of the Week suggestions page
Epic lurkage, though.
(User #86772, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Pinky point
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 16:56, archived)
# i hate that cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:04, archived)
# What a cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I love this
And I love you... (although not in a gay way)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 20:41, archived)
# all kinds of jiggawank be goin' on up in this witless fuckhole

CLICK FOR EVEN BETTER
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:00, archived)
# HA HA
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 18:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:32, archived)