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# this is why i hate other peoples DIY
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replaced the light fitting at the top of the stairs because it was an ugly dangly thing that looked like a pat butcher ear ring that i kept hitting my head on

and this was how the bastard was wired up, i will be having angry words with my land lady tomorrow
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:46, archived)
# hahahaha
that's fixed the cunt
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Looks fine to me. Stop being a picky cunt.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# if that looks fine to you
then i can only assume your whole house is made from flame retardants and good luck
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Did you die in a horrible, wiring based house fire?
No? Then stop whinging.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# its the light at the top of the stairs
its only ever on for a few seconds, if it was the light in the living room it probably would have caught fire
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:43, archived)
# So what you're saying is that there's actually no problem at all?
Seeing as it's not in the living room.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# _____________
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:49, archived)
# it worked didn't it?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Why do we need to see this?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# good point, it's pushing my Indy Jenga animation down the board
you heartless bastard!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Simple. We don't.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Then... then... why did the man post it?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# I guess, in case there's any electricians he wanted to scare on here?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hmmmmm we may be on to something here
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# subliminal pride in the pretty wires
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# he thought he was on a friendly and sympathetic internet forum
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He's obviously never been here before.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# indeed
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
# DON'T TAR US ALL WITH YOUR BRUSHES
some of us are EXTREMELY friendly, and realised that WAILAYSW probably wouldn't be understood by anyone
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# fuck off you fuck faced thunder cunt
etc
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# fuck you you fucking cuntal discharge
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# hahaha "cuntal", one for the bank :D
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:08, archived)
# :D
i thought "vaginal" was too... scientific
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# try it though, I want to see how it flows
lexically I mean
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:23, archived)
# It rhymes with frontal
That might come in handy
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:26, archived)
# if you rub it enough
it likely will
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at your small willy?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Because it turns me the fuck on
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# shoddy wiring?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:15, archived)
# close enough
"shitty wiring" was in my head
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Wires -->
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# <- seriW
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Star Wars -->
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Because it's RPS
and the colour mix is sensational!

* what wire matching algorithm did they use?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# No it's not; it's hideous
Edit: Not sensational, that is.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:07, archived)
# At least they used earth sleeving
what's the problem?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:51, archived)
# That's not DIY
it has all the hallmarks of a qualified electrician!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# ^this
After the mess I found replacing my shower switch, this is a damn good job compared to the "qualified" guy who thought burning on electrical tape with s lighter classes as a heat shrunk joint"
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:13, archived)
# i dont think this was done by an electrician
but i have my doubts about the electrician she sent to do a safety inspection last month
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# I think my dad did this
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Maybe it was wired by the previous tenant who liked low hanging ugly dangly things
She kicked him out for messing about with the wiring
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Why am I looking at your dog?
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# wow this peaples person must be found and beoten up
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# LOL I NO RITE
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Kekekeke
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Jajajajajaja
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:03, archived)
# deopes
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:04, archived)
# As long as you use the correct size nail for a fuse you'll be fine.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:55, archived)
# nails?! pfttt, real men use foil
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Only
the foil from a fag packet counts.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:18, archived)
# ^This
Hahahhahaa
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 20:59, archived)
# At least it's earthed!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:00, archived)
# I know right, no pleasing some people.
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:06, archived)
# I'm cutting the green wire....
KABLAMO!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:02, archived)
# shocking
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:05, archived)
# WHAT'S PROBREM? YOU GET WIRES!
(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I'd be more concerned
about someone stealing your tyres...

(, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 21:56, archived)