Spooooonzzz! ;-)A freind sent me this earlier, if any of you like spoonerisms or can be bothered to read it....
This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. 'Who's fust jarted?' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame tha! t fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:13,
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This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards.. One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fatty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go.
Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared.
Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Mist all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper.
The very next day, the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. 'Who's fust jarted?' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame tha! t fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge.
When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny!
Hang on, when did this become /talk?*harumphs
Have you got any LOL cat pictures too? I for one would love to see them!
/sarcasm
(Have you got any LOL cat pictures too? I for one would love to see them!
/sarcasm
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:14,
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Not enough swearing for talk...! I must admit I didn;t think it was going to look like so many words before I posted it...It looked smaller.....
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:19,
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Plus the concentration level here doesn't go over one paragraph....Ooo shiney.
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:21,
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Obvious one here
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 19:21,
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Heyyyy!Do your own crap matting! I recognise those clone lines on the collar!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 20:09,
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You are Roy Chubby BrownAICMFP.
Next up - old ladies swearing = hilarious
(Next up - old ladies swearing = hilarious
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:18,
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Now,Old men dressed as old women eating cream cakes... absolute hilarity!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:19,
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I thought it might make people smile ;-(I must admit, looking at the length I was perhaps wrong, but it looked smaller befor I posted,
Do I need to lower my trousers and turn around?
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:25,
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Do I need to lower my trousers and turn around?
Bah, ignore the miserable buggers
Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:30,
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HEY EVERYONE I FOUND SOMTHING ON THE INTERNETS/WAS SENT SOMETHING BY A FRIENDI'M GOING TO POST IT WITHOUT THINKING!
my inlaws have been doing this as a christmas party piece for at least the last 5 years as i remember seeing it before mydaugher was born.
(my inlaws have been doing this as a christmas party piece for at least the last 5 years as i remember seeing it before mydaugher was born.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:22,
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OOOoooooooooo please!I need more "LOL" make sure it involves cats or fat people on small vehicles!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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It's in an existing thread, and I admited miscalculating the size as it would appear....Just lube up befor you punish me..
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:27,
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The thing about spoonerisms is that they're still supposed to make some kind of sense after you swap the letters round.
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:22,
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or lop the sweaters round, maybe
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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:30,
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I just read all of that and there's no pucking funch line? Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:23,
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sheesh, I remember passing that round in 1980, when the internet was just photocopiers!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:31,
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I.v never seen it..! I didn't think it was joke of the year or anything.....Just thought it might make someone pfft, but seriously miscalculated how long it was... :-(
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:37,
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And then you got it from a mimeograph copy. tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:37,
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I didn't realise how long it was or that it was really well know....Can't you just tell me off like everyone else ;-)
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Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:42,
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This couldn't be done with Robin Hood... because of friar tuck!
( DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors...,
Tue 29 Nov 2011, 18:40,
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