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# Look, I haven't been over here for a long time, as I really amn't so good at pictures and that. So, sorry if this isn't okay for whatever reason, but, nevertheless, I made this and I want to share it:

The band site is here: www.tinyurl.com/perhor
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:52, archived)
# this needs to be bigger
I can't see the text
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Oh. Sorry.
I've got a larger clearer bmp version here too. Hang on while I upload it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# hurry up I haven't got my glasses with me
and I need to be able to see it on the monitor of the guy sat at the desk in front of me
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:01, archived)
# To be honest, I was being a little bit sarcastic.
Sozagain.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# as was I
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# likewise again sozagain
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# No you hang up first
No you hang up first
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:22, archived)
# lub you
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# luboomoor
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# nooo I lub you moar
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:35, archived)
# luboolodes an lodes
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# hugz n kizzes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I love you both...
*fap* *fap* *fap*

Oh, crap... *hangs up other phone*
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:43, archived)
# How much is this call costing per minute
and will it show up on my phone bill?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# £1.50 a minute
and no
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:49, archived)
# 69p per minute
and it'll show up as "YOU SICK PERV STOP MASTURBATING" on your phone bill.
(anonymousreality tickled your fancy on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:50, archived)
# My mate on the ISS just texted - he saw that on my screen fropm orbit and says he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:54, archived)
# BIGGAR!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# [FX: rolls seat back from monitor]
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Talk about... POP MUSIC!
shooby dooby doo wop
I wanna dedicate it
Pop pop shoo wop
ev'ry body made it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# London, Paris, New York,
Scunthorps
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/10127679
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:13, archived)
# EVERYBODY
talk about....pop music
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Rollmop Beats is a wonderful name.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:56, archived)
# What is you fave at the momo?
(I helped save b3ta! Turdos last had the shites, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:57, archived)
# My fave at the momo is defo Sasquatch and the Peppermill.
What is your fave at the momo?
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:00, archived)
# SHIT. A TYPO.
Still... makes it look more NME-like.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:02, archived)
# I like Pitbull
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# you fat ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:59, archived)
# I'm not sure there's any need for that.
Words can hurt, man. Words can hurt.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# to be honest I don't like the font
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# It's not brown enough though
edging towards blue
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Too brown.
edit: mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Words are like weapons - they wound sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# The Penis;
Mightier than the Sword.

I'm sorry, I'll read that again...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, archived)
# I'm confused by the phrase: "I made this" which as far (as I can tell) means you photocopied a ripped out bit of magazine from June 2007...?
Am I missing some sort of ironic message, or is it Tuesday again already?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, archived)
# it's a blatent spam for his band
https://sites.google.com/site/personalityhorse/
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Yes.
Well. Sort of.
Sozzles.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Thanks. That is possibly the best comment I could have got.
*huggles*
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:05, archived)
# it's baldmonkey or twohats being a fat ballbag
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# i say we take off and view the entire image from orbit
its the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# I say we wait for a bit until other stuff is posted, then come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:09, archived)
# i say i turn off the laptop
and go home for tea.
it's the only way to be full.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I say potayto
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# I say I say I say
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# i used to
but i got funny looks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# What's that precious?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:26, archived)
# This sounds better and better by the minute
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# indeed.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I've viewed this for orbit and decided it looks ok
so I won't nuke it.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:07, archived)
# *lends specs*
*Presses big red button for Maiden*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:14, archived)
# These are X-Ray Specs and thems some smashing pants you're nearly wearing
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:16, archived)
# *tries to press little red button*
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
If you'd like to know more and are watching maiden on Digital TV, you can press the 'red button' now
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:18, archived)
# It's an Ugly Planet; a Bug planet. A planet hostile to life as we know it.
Maiden is viewing massive images from orbit would you like to know more?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:24, archived)
# This has been copied
from google maps
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Soz all.
I'll leave now.
Soz. Bye.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:19, archived)
# don't leave...
I'm just warming up
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:21, archived)
# where is the flounce
kids today just don't know how to leave a site
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:27, archived)
# Not so much as a swishy dress in sight bah!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:29, archived)
# :(
b3ta needs another massive flounce
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:32, archived)
# we're going to have to work harder next time
e.g. - "oi P-Horse - you hurt children!"
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:34, archived)
# I blame the fluffy brigade
trying to make b3ta all nice and cuddly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I know it's so hard to troll noobs thesedays
without getting trolled by the trolls who have suddenly become fluffeh!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:38, archived)
# People were dishing out advice this morning for daring to question the daily vector
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# I know and now I'm getting roasted for daring not to like Moggys shite!
HOW THE FUCK DARE I NOT LIKE SHITE!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:44, archived)
# moggy still posts on here
take two weeks off b3ta and everything is upside down
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Tell me about it - First holiday away from work in months and b3ta takes a nose-dive thru the week.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Wasn't even a real critisim
b3ta.com/board/10620749
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:18, archived)
# The Fluffeh Defenders to the rescue!
I loved b3ta as it was always fun and good quality jokes not sure that rings totally true of late though.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Shhh! that's the secret name of their next albu...
Oh I'm shit at secrets!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:36, archived)
# I like that.
Totally stealing that.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:42, archived)
# It will be like the Dead Kennedys - I Kill Children
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# you hurt children
there
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Countdown to thread deletion in five, four ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Isn't this that shit
that cunt baldmonkey's always wittering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:46, archived)
# You mean the one that's constantly pasted all over b3ta? The one I couldn't give two shits about? That one?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:41, archived)
# well! Let that jolly well be a lesson to you!
sonny jim!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 19:18, archived)