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# I made a FUCKING BAUBLE. YOU CUNTS!

Fucking stick it on your puny shitting tree.
300 arsequaking dpi version here you piss wizards
shitcake
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:54, archived)
# piss wizards shitcake :)
that's me. Also, nice colouring in and that.

edit: Do requests? How bout a nice pair of knockers for the tree. Some cock and balls too. And a big fucking vadge to keep it festive.
(waxdart hello., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I fucking will.
You cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! evilrob saw that ludicrous display last night, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:55, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE YOUR BAUBLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:00, archived)
# yay!
Is that an Angry Birds piggy?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:01, archived)
# NO
no it's fucking not you shitjockey bellhead! x
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
# WELL
it fucking should be you dickwringing arseflap! xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
I'm gonna punch your ringflap INTO monkey felching space you GIGANTIC phlegm helmet. xxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# yeh!
well I'm gonna grab your smeggy beller and shove it so far down your sticky pisspipe that it will come out of your grimy assflange looking like a prolapsed intestine. You HUMONGOUS gusset sponge! ♥♥♥



/god I'm getting horny!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I just came.




































in your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# pfffft!
you and your sloppy seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# YOUR ONLY USE IS AS LUBRICANT
your Bob Monk and tears are like a gossamer cockslide. xxxxxxxxxx
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:12, archived)
# ah - that would be the pus from the gonorrhoea infested weeping ulcers along my shaft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:13, archived)
# SHIT!
I've broken it!
I've fucking snapped my cock!


YOU SHITWEASEL!

MY COCK IS DESTROYED!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)
# well at least now you can retrieve that pen lid that got stuck in it last year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# HAHAHA
Brilliant.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:02, archived)
# alright mushy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:05, archived)
# 'owdo
I'm beset by children and feeling like I'm the living embodiment of ALL CUNTING SWEARING!
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:06, archived)
# I must say, your swearing is superb today, sir!
top fucking notch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)
# bugger
got to change a shite encrusted nappy and go and pick the evil one up from playgroup.
Y'all have fun now ya hear?
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:16, archived)
# *fingers & tops*
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:17, archived)
# saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)
# go for it you dirty shitcunt, godspeed
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)
# This is great!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hehehe
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 15:24, archived)
# And breeeeath
I "(ripped out) heart" you too, Mr Bees.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:10, archived)
# yay... lully...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I endorse this kind of xmas!
It's the only way to celebrate!

Yay!

!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 17:04, archived)
# das ist gut. i need a tree
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 13:22, archived)