Kim Jong Unjob
[edit: I realise that this is too tenuous for the Bond challenge]
Kim Jong un inspects his new bodyguard squad!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:09,
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Blimey! More of this on the front lineand I think the troops would start telling the "forward he cried from the rear" generals to feck right off.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds.,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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just add tinsel or a sprig of holly if you want to compo itoh, and woo!
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Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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It's funny because he looks like a fat kid and is suddenly in absolute command of a country with the fourth-largest military in the world
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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It's completely to the script of a Bond film so farthings may get interesting
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Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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There may be rocketswith friggin' lazers
( mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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Let us see..The details of my life are quite inconsequential ... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament ... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon ... luge lessons ... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets ... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:42,
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A bit like this?Pyew, pyew, pyew...
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample.,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:47,
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Probably very much like that, yes mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:57,
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There's only one way to find out!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:24,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaFP THIS NOW!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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HahahaBrill Hill!
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:39,
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