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# I swear somebody must teach them.....


/shopping rage

edit: haha I seem to have touched a nerve - glad it's not just me :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:35, archived)
# It's a skill learned over decades,
along with stopping abruptly on a busy pavement.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:38, archived)
# best place to stop and stare blankly at nothing?
any space you can just about push your triple pushchair into
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# Arf
Another thing, the best time to go and pick up your pension from the post office is lunch time, when workers on their lunch breaks are most likely to be there.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:40, archived)
# I feel your pain...
but in my experience, it's dumbfuck teenage mums busy texting one of her kid's many dads, using her pram as a battering ram.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:43, archived)
# For Londoners this should be in French or Italian
and the class made up of exchange students
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 13:59, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
this is true

also ban people from public places who take one step off escalators then just fooking stop still,

(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:01, archived)
# Such as at the bottom of Camden Town tube station
because it's not as if there's anybody behind you or anything
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:05, archived)
# yes exaclty Jahled
also

fooking fat families should be made to walk single file in public places

pavement girth gobblers
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:07, archived)
# I had a curious one on Parkway recently
mum, daughter and dad all walking along holding hands together; all very cute and everything, but along Parkway, which isn't very wide. When I didn't step into the road to let them pass as a happy unit the guy looked at me with disdain. It was really quite odd
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:16, archived)
# tax should be levied
on selfish girth gobblers
(Zoidaroid, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:31, archived)
# It's the worst place for "sudden stoppers"
It seems that this post has hit a nerve with a lot of people.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:11, archived)
# THIS
I work round there, the amount of clueless tourists.. AAAAAAAAAARGH
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 16:25, archived)
# Hahaha
It's true. Also, when it's finally their turn at the front of a queue, slow down completely until time has lost any meaning
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# Wait until
they tell you the price at the checkout BEFORE trying to locate your purse in a bag the size of Leeds, then pay in exact change no matter how long it takes to find that 2p peice you know was in there last Thursday week. I mean, you have been queueing to buy something for 10 minutes, who knew you'd need money? /RANT
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:32, archived)
# Don't forget
Wait 15 minutes for the bus to arrive, watch bus arrive, queue to get on, get on and then spend 10 minutes rummaging around in your bag for your bus pass.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Same thing at ticket barriers
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 15:50, archived)
# Oh yes
and also when they run into someone they know in a supermarket they must ALWAYS turn their trolley 90 degrees across the aisle for a good, comfortable chat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
next door is the class on "How to block entire aisles with your shopping trolley"
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# I think they teach the same thing to undergraduates.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:14, archived)
# haha You missed: the platform of a bus right by the doors
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:39, archived)
# Haha, sort of piss here I think
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 9 Jan 2012, 14:45, archived)