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# Nailed Pussy


I feel like I am missing a really good name for this. I came up with a few... but I just know there is something better.

'Acrylic Cat'
'Manicure Cat'
'Nailed It'
'Meow'
(ideasbychuck, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# Fucking hell, that's quite disturbing.
He does look quite paw-ly.
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# Crikey. If even Mr Yiffy wouldn't shag it
You're doing it wrong. ;-)

Seriously, that is firkin weird. And me just off to the land of nod 'n' all. Ta very much...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Edward Kittyhands
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Fingering a pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# Cat with human hands
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:24, archived)
# too obscure
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:01, archived)
# "I've fingered my pussy"?

that's a truly bizarre image...

edit: b3tan to it.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# Manu Miao
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# i like Mr Meowgy for a cat name
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:11, archived)
# deadmau5's cat is called Prof. Meowingtons.
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# dawwwww....
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:19, archived)
# fingered feline cunt
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I NEVER!
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# YOU NEVA WOT?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# I NEVA FUCKED DAT CAT GUVNAH! SHE TOLD ME SHE WERE A 'UMAN!
I meant to put "WELL!" at the beginning of that one up there. D'oh!

Too late now.
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# Ah - that's ok then
i just had a hand job off it.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:47, archived)
# Any more than that... BAM! Yiffington's. And shame.
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# But im ok, as i have you, the Jacks, and Moggy to make me feel like im not suffering in silence
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# I wonder how many Jacks there are now... like... 80? 81?
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# then there's all the underground ones we don't even know about.
the 'basement jacks' they call them.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:14, archived)
# WOOOO!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItHNarKluUg
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# his voice is funny, he needs to gargle
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# I haven't listened to that since it got a bit overplayed back in the day
- I rather enjoyed it. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# They've got an excellent back-catalogue. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTgpo0XYF_g
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# mmmm....
trippy house. very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:49, archived)
# And let's not even mention the organisation of Jacks that have banded together
for the purpose of getting better working conditions and pay
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:20, archived)
# The ones you see in town centres handing out leaflets?
I've had a run-in or two with those, let me tell ya.
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# And what about the savoury biscuit Jacks that go well with cheese
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:26, archived)
# mmm... and chives
I like the jacks 'n' chive.

sorry, I blame that last rather tenuous pun on the boogie.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:31, archived)
# and the Jacks
that are single-handedly propping up the motor industry, let's not forget them.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:25, archived)
#
Good alliteration, but I don't know.
(ideasbychuck, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:02, archived)
# mentally handy cat
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# There goes the furniture
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-16474354
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:31, archived)
# That's toe-tally wicked! I mean, the paw little things...
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# You really should be working for the Sun!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# Really? Let's see... headline for the cruise liner capsizing?
COSTA CON-COCKUP... or SHITHOUSE JUMPS SHIP.

I suppose I'd have to make a pact with Satan, Cthulhu and the Sugar Puffs monster, AND have an IQ lower than 14 to work at the Sun.

I'll take my punning skills elsewhere. ;)
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# Ship tip leaves shit tip & Katy & Russel split quik!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# *applauds* wonderful headlining work!
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# Jessop
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:43, archived)
# Jessop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:48, archived)
# jessop
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# jessop
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# how about 'nasty mother fucker'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:02, archived)
# Dinner?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Tom Thumbless.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
#
OK

OK

"THE PURRRFECT HANDJOB"

Right?
(ideasbychuck, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:05, archived)
# Call it
a decapussy
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 1:06, archived)