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IMPORTANT WARNING (not a joke):
EPILEPSY WARNING.
THE VIDEO LINKED BELOW CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES. DO NOT WATCH IT IF YOU HAVE ANY CONDITION THAT RELATES TO EPILEPSY, STROKES OR ANY HEALTH CONDITION WHICH MAY BE TRIGGERED BY RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS OR PICTURES.
WARNING 2! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
WARNING 3: MADE SPECIALLY FOR B3TANS.
Terms and Conditions Apply*
LINK TO VIDEO:
youtu.be/-oz2jKWXX5c
SUB TITLE:
BAD BOD LOOKING FOR THE TOILETS AT CERN LABORATORIES.
SOURCE: ORIGINAL ANIMATED GIFs1.b3ta.com/host/creative/90410/1326197774/LTWTETRAXION.gif- POSTED AT B3TA A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. TWO RESPONDENTS TO THE POSTING OF THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED GIF - The Hedgehog From Hell b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=45371, AND Starshine b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=91354 - INSPIRED THE IDEA TO MAKE IT 'BOD AT CERN LABORATORIES'. BETA'S ONGOING THEMES OF TOILETS, AND MAGENTA COX (she's a tv presenter), AND GOATSE, SOMEHOW HORRIBLY, STRANGELY, VERTIGINOUSLY... INEVITABLY, BECAME INTRODUCED INTO THE CONCEPT.
STUPID WORDS, a bit like tags, but not:
BODAHEDRON. BODAHADRON COLLIDER. TIPPI HEDRON COLLIDER. HIGGS BHODRAN. ETC.
*Terms and Conditions: Expect disappointment at absence of boiling piss, or spermatazoic ejaculation at end scene dénouement. Further Note: Everyone who called me a c''t (list too long to mention and besides, they are too lame to get a mention), or a näive c**t, or attention seeking c**t, can FAOD. Everyone who cast aspersions on my character, and /or handwriting, can FAOD. Everyone who made ham references after I publicly supported internet piracy can FAOD (yes, that includes you Manuel and Wildish). Everyone who told me to get an icon on the pretext that would somehow back up my argument can FAOD. Everyone who works for the British Press and whose sense of humour revolves around the same old tired clichés, while pretending to themselves it ranks as satire, well they can FAOD too. And everyone who is a Hitler supporting, gay fearing racist and misogynist, can also FAOD. No nuclear scientists were harmed during the making of this video. No dickheads were harmed during the making of this video. Gaming Company Dialogue: Request #157202 Not good enough Dec-19 03:48 Tried 5 times. Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off antivirus off remove ,patched files, Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files, Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files,Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files,Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files. Not into paying money for something that doesn't work or that requires this amount of messing around. I don't have time to mess around doing stupid things to get something I paid for to work. Make the game work properly. You do the work. I am the customer. You are the service provider. I paid for the service. You provide it. Make the game work or find another solution.Comments Kris D Rockstar Support Hi Before we can help you with your game we will need some more information about your computer. For this information we will need to see your DXDiag and MSinfo files.To get these files Press the Windows key +'R' on your keyboard Type dxdiag Click OK Click Save all information Press the Windows key +'R' on your keyboard Type msinfo32 Click OK Select File and then export and save the file as a text file(*.txt) Log in to your support ticket and then select the 'attach file' option under the comments box to attach the files to your case. Alternatively respond to this email with the files attached.If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact ourselves.Kind regards Kris Dec-19 2011 08:10 Sending attached files as suggested. DxDiag uh oh 19 dec.txt system info uh oh 19 dec.txt Dec-19 2011 08:41 Kris D Rockstar Support Hi The error log seems to be missing from the end of the msinfo. Can you try launching the game and then create a new msinfo making sure the error log is included and then resend it to us.Kind regards KrisDec-20 2011 04:57 Hi Kris Tried msinfo twice after launching game. Neither text result contained an error report. Regards, Dec-20 2011 07:08Hi So. As I was saying. Everyone on B3ta is a total fucking wanker, and except for two or three people, are draining their life essence away in meaningless head games, when they should be using their talents to produce something with soul. How about making the problem with the game that cost money that was paid for and bought from a shop so that it can actually be used. I find it pretty shoddy that I have not had a response since my last message. It's a really really poor service and you are verging on me contacting a watchdog service about how this whole thing is run. Rockstar might think it is too rich and successful to have to bother with 'the little guy' but actually, there are still laws about businesses trying to shaft the customer right? Thanks, so far, for nothing except wasting my time. Gaming company stock letter: Since when did the customer/service relationship change to one where the customer does all the work? It's not my job to fix the product I paid for. It's your job to make it work. It's not my job to do anything but have the product work after having paid for it - a basic consumer right. Here is what you do: fix the problem, replace the product, or give me my money back. It's very simple.Your responsibility.What you can do: 1.Provide a direct answer that works. An answer that doesn't involve me doing anything more than sending you the initial email, or brief follow up emails.Or... 2. You keep replacing the faulty product until it works. And if those simple tasks are not fulfilled...? 3. You refund me.As the world awaits news of the possible discovery of the Higgs boson, there remains a lot of confusion about what it is, why we have had to work hard to find it – and why we should care. Here's why. If the Higgs is discovered, it will represent perhaps one of the greatest triumphs of the human intellect in recent memory, vindicating the construction of one of science's greatest theories and the most complicated machine ever built. That's the good news.But if the Higgs is all that is found at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a huge amount will remain to be discovered. Crucial experimental guidance that physicists need to understand fundamental questions about our existence – from whether all four forces in nature are unified in some grand theory to determining what may have caused the big bang – will still be absent. Answering these questions may be beyond our technical and financial capabilities in this generation. If our ideas about the Higgs boson turn out to be correct, then everything we see is a kind of window dressing based on an underlying fabric of reality in which we shouldn't exist. The particles that make us up – which bind together to form protons, neutrons, nuclei and ultimately atoms – have mass. Without the Higgs, these particles would be massless, like photons. We all know from our own experience that how heavy something feels depends on where it is located. For example, objects that are heavy on land appear lighter in water. Similarly, if you try to push a spoon through treacle it appears heavier than if you push it through air.The standard model of particle physics implies that there is a 'Higgs field' that permeates all space. This field interacts with particles, and does so with varying strengths. Particles that interact more strongly experience more resistance to their motion and appear heavier. Some particles, such as photons, do not interact with the field at all and remain massless. In this way, the mass of everything is determined by the existence of the field, and mass is an accident of our circumstances because we exist in a universe in which such a background field happens to have arisen. Playing subatomic catch. But why a Higgs particle? Relativity tells us that no signal can travel faster than light. Incorporating this into quantum mechanics tells us that forces which we think of as being due to fields are actually transmitted between objects by the exchange of particles. The way particles transmit forces is a bit like a game of catch: if I throw a ball and you catch it, I will be pushed backwards by the act of throwing and you will be pushed backwards by the act of catching. Thus we act as if we repel each other. So if there is a Higgs field, it turns out that there has to be a particle associated with this field, and this is the Higgs particle. This seems a fanciful framework, rather like imagining angels on the head of a pin. What would drive scientists to imagine such a scenario? Joel Veitch? One of the greatest successes of the past 50 years was the unification of two of the forces of nature: electromagnetism and the weak interaction. In this 'electroweak' theory, electromagnetic forces arise by the long-range exchange of massless photons, and the short-range weak force is due to the exchange of massive particles called W and Z particles, predicted in the 1960s and discovered in the 1980s at CERN, the European particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, which is now the home of the LHC. In order for this theoretical unification to make mathematical sense, all three particles have to be massless in the underlying theory, and therefore the forces they mediate would be almost identical. Only if the W and Z particles obtain a mass by interacting with a background field – the Higgs field – will the underlying unified theory explain why the two forces appear different at the scales we measure them today, while remaining mathematically consistent. High mass.Theory suggests that the mass of a Higgs particle should be about 100 times the mass of the proton; however, the exact mass is not predicted. For over 25 years since the discovery of the W and Z particles, experimental physicists have been trying to build particle accelerators with the energy necessary to produce a Higgs particle, if it exists. The Tevatron accelerator at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois, was able to reach up to about 120 times the mass of the proton (about 120 gigaelectronvolts) but did not find the Higgs. The LHC was designed to probe for Higgs masses heavier than this. If the Higgs particle is announced with a mass of 125 GeV, as the rumours suggest, it will be the crown jewel of our theoretical understanding of the electroweak unified theory, our own origins and the origin of almost all mass we measure in the universe.
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IMPORTANT WARNING (not a joke):
EPILEPSY WARNING.
THE VIDEO LINKED BELOW CONTAINS FLASHING IMAGES. DO NOT WATCH IT IF YOU HAVE ANY CONDITION THAT RELATES TO EPILEPSY, STROKES OR ANY HEALTH CONDITION WHICH MAY BE TRIGGERED BY RAPIDLY FLASHING LIGHTS OR PICTURES.
WARNING 2! NOT SAFE FOR WORK!
WARNING 3: MADE SPECIALLY FOR B3TANS.
Terms and Conditions Apply*
LINK TO VIDEO:
youtu.be/-oz2jKWXX5c
SUB TITLE:
BAD BOD LOOKING FOR THE TOILETS AT CERN LABORATORIES.
SOURCE: ORIGINAL ANIMATED GIFs1.b3ta.com/host/creative/90410/1326197774/LTWTETRAXION.gif- POSTED AT B3TA A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. TWO RESPONDENTS TO THE POSTING OF THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED GIF - The Hedgehog From Hell b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=45371, AND Starshine b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=91354 - INSPIRED THE IDEA TO MAKE IT 'BOD AT CERN LABORATORIES'. BETA'S ONGOING THEMES OF TOILETS, AND MAGENTA COX (she's a tv presenter), AND GOATSE, SOMEHOW HORRIBLY, STRANGELY, VERTIGINOUSLY... INEVITABLY, BECAME INTRODUCED INTO THE CONCEPT.
STUPID WORDS, a bit like tags, but not:
BODAHEDRON. BODAHADRON COLLIDER. TIPPI HEDRON COLLIDER. HIGGS BHODRAN. ETC.
*Terms and Conditions: Expect disappointment at absence of boiling piss, or spermatazoic ejaculation at end scene dénouement. Further Note: Everyone who called me a c''t (list too long to mention and besides, they are too lame to get a mention), or a näive c**t, or attention seeking c**t, can FAOD. Everyone who cast aspersions on my character, and /or handwriting, can FAOD. Everyone who made ham references after I publicly supported internet piracy can FAOD (yes, that includes you Manuel and Wildish). Everyone who told me to get an icon on the pretext that would somehow back up my argument can FAOD. Everyone who works for the British Press and whose sense of humour revolves around the same old tired clichés, while pretending to themselves it ranks as satire, well they can FAOD too. And everyone who is a Hitler supporting, gay fearing racist and misogynist, can also FAOD. No nuclear scientists were harmed during the making of this video. No dickheads were harmed during the making of this video. Gaming Company Dialogue: Request #157202 Not good enough Dec-19 03:48 Tried 5 times. Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off antivirus off remove ,patched files, Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files, Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files,Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files,Uninstall re-install (over a half hour waiting process), firewall off anti virus off remove ,patched files. Not into paying money for something that doesn't work or that requires this amount of messing around. I don't have time to mess around doing stupid things to get something I paid for to work. Make the game work properly. You do the work. I am the customer. You are the service provider. I paid for the service. You provide it. Make the game work or find another solution.Comments Kris D Rockstar Support Hi Before we can help you with your game we will need some more information about your computer. For this information we will need to see your DXDiag and MSinfo files.To get these files Press the Windows key +'R' on your keyboard Type dxdiag Click OK Click Save all information Press the Windows key +'R' on your keyboard Type msinfo32 Click OK Select File and then export and save the file as a text file(*.txt) Log in to your support ticket and then select the 'attach file' option under the comments box to attach the files to your case. Alternatively respond to this email with the files attached.If you require any further assistance please do not hesitate to contact ourselves.Kind regards Kris Dec-19 2011 08:10 Sending attached files as suggested. DxDiag uh oh 19 dec.txt system info uh oh 19 dec.txt Dec-19 2011 08:41 Kris D Rockstar Support Hi The error log seems to be missing from the end of the msinfo. Can you try launching the game and then create a new msinfo making sure the error log is included and then resend it to us.Kind regards KrisDec-20 2011 04:57 Hi Kris Tried msinfo twice after launching game. Neither text result contained an error report. Regards, Dec-20 2011 07:08Hi So. As I was saying. Everyone on B3ta is a total fucking wanker, and except for two or three people, are draining their life essence away in meaningless head games, when they should be using their talents to produce something with soul. How about making the problem with the game that cost money that was paid for and bought from a shop so that it can actually be used. I find it pretty shoddy that I have not had a response since my last message. It's a really really poor service and you are verging on me contacting a watchdog service about how this whole thing is run. Rockstar might think it is too rich and successful to have to bother with 'the little guy' but actually, there are still laws about businesses trying to shaft the customer right? Thanks, so far, for nothing except wasting my time. Gaming company stock letter: Since when did the customer/service relationship change to one where the customer does all the work? It's not my job to fix the product I paid for. It's your job to make it work. It's not my job to do anything but have the product work after having paid for it - a basic consumer right. Here is what you do: fix the problem, replace the product, or give me my money back. It's very simple.Your responsibility.What you can do: 1.Provide a direct answer that works. An answer that doesn't involve me doing anything more than sending you the initial email, or brief follow up emails.Or... 2. You keep replacing the faulty product until it works. And if those simple tasks are not fulfilled...? 3. You refund me.As the world awaits news of the possible discovery of the Higgs boson, there remains a lot of confusion about what it is, why we have had to work hard to find it – and why we should care. Here's why. If the Higgs is discovered, it will represent perhaps one of the greatest triumphs of the human intellect in recent memory, vindicating the construction of one of science's greatest theories and the most complicated machine ever built. That's the good news.But if the Higgs is all that is found at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), a huge amount will remain to be discovered. Crucial experimental guidance that physicists need to understand fundamental questions about our existence – from whether all four forces in nature are unified in some grand theory to determining what may have caused the big bang – will still be absent. Answering these questions may be beyond our technical and financial capabilities in this generation. If our ideas about the Higgs boson turn out to be correct, then everything we see is a kind of window dressing based on an underlying fabric of reality in which we shouldn't exist. The particles that make us up – which bind together to form protons, neutrons, nuclei and ultimately atoms – have mass. Without the Higgs, these particles would be massless, like photons. We all know from our own experience that how heavy something feels depends on where it is located. For example, objects that are heavy on land appear lighter in water. Similarly, if you try to push a spoon through treacle it appears heavier than if you push it through air.The standard model of particle physics implies that there is a 'Higgs field' that permeates all space. This field interacts with particles, and does so with varying strengths. Particles that interact more strongly experience more resistance to their motion and appear heavier. Some particles, such as photons, do not interact with the field at all and remain massless. In this way, the mass of everything is determined by the existence of the field, and mass is an accident of our circumstances because we exist in a universe in which such a background field happens to have arisen. Playing subatomic catch. But why a Higgs particle? Relativity tells us that no signal can travel faster than light. Incorporating this into quantum mechanics tells us that forces which we think of as being due to fields are actually transmitted between objects by the exchange of particles. The way particles transmit forces is a bit like a game of catch: if I throw a ball and you catch it, I will be pushed backwards by the act of throwing and you will be pushed backwards by the act of catching. Thus we act as if we repel each other. So if there is a Higgs field, it turns out that there has to be a particle associated with this field, and this is the Higgs particle. This seems a fanciful framework, rather like imagining angels on the head of a pin. What would drive scientists to imagine such a scenario? Joel Veitch? One of the greatest successes of the past 50 years was the unification of two of the forces of nature: electromagnetism and the weak interaction. In this 'electroweak' theory, electromagnetic forces arise by the long-range exchange of massless photons, and the short-range weak force is due to the exchange of massive particles called W and Z particles, predicted in the 1960s and discovered in the 1980s at CERN, the European particle physics laboratory near Geneva, Switzerland, which is now the home of the LHC. In order for this theoretical unification to make mathematical sense, all three particles have to be massless in the underlying theory, and therefore the forces they mediate would be almost identical. Only if the W and Z particles obtain a mass by interacting with a background field – the Higgs field – will the underlying unified theory explain why the two forces appear different at the scales we measure them today, while remaining mathematically consistent. High mass.Theory suggests that the mass of a Higgs particle should be about 100 times the mass of the proton; however, the exact mass is not predicted. For over 25 years since the discovery of the W and Z particles, experimental physicists have been trying to build particle accelerators with the energy necessary to produce a Higgs particle, if it exists. The Tevatron accelerator at Fermilab in Batavia, Illinois, was able to reach up to about 120 times the mass of the proton (about 120 gigaelectronvolts) but did not find the Higgs. The LHC was designed to probe for Higgs masses heavier than this. If the Higgs particle is announced with a mass of 125 GeV, as the rumours suggest, it will be the crown jewel of our theoretical understanding of the electroweak unified theory, our own origins and the origin of almost all mass we measure in the universe.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:28,
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I have no idea what this is aboutbut I like your style
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:29,
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they'd prefer it over on /talk thoughwhy not post it there as well
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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i always get it wrong, next time eh?
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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it would be better than that disc throwing fuck monkey that keeps posting over there arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:41,
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I had an epileptic fit, stroke and a seizure!And that was before I clicked the video!
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:33,
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no. seriously... whoa!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42,
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possibly. tell me more...
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36,
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I DO NOT WANT YOUR CHEAP NIKES Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:36,
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i'll check this later about the racist horse
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:40,
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absolutely hilarious. i was banking on the horse "pay the judge" tho
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:04,
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When you say the David Bowie of B3ta.Do you mean that like him your mother serviced sailors against the walls of docks?
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43,
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used to stand in for her. davey jones' locker an all that
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:44,
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We sorta work on the image side of things on the board here.If it's your own work I'd suggest 99% less text. If it's a video just put it in /links and click the 'I did this' chick box.
( riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:47,
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thanks for the heads up
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:49,
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I tried to FAOD but it turns out I didn't really like either option. joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42,
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Yes butAll is not that rosy, however. The Standard Model gives no explanation of why the masses of the Higgs, the W, and Z have the scales that they do. Indeed, other arguments suggest that one needs new physics to ensure that this scale of masses is not driven up to much higher energies due to quantum mechanical effects that can be calculated. One of the most exciting ways in which this behavior might be kept in check involves a new possible symmetry in nature, called Supersymmetry. If supersymmetry is manifested in the real world, the number of elementary particles would double, and it turns out that because of this one would need not one Higgs particle but two particles to do the job of giving masses to the other particles in nature. Thus, many elementary particle physicists expected to find not one Higgs particle at CERN, but two, wouldn't you say?
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:42,
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now look wistfully at a piece of matter Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43,
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but is everyone on b3ta a wanker? arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:43,
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he's alrightI've had beers with him. I wouldn't put him down as a wanker.
( arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:48,
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didnt say he was that, geez you guys are sensitive!
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:52,
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I was joining in with the above screedwhich has "Joel Veitch" inserted unexpectedly at word 1499.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:54,
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oh, I'd given up reading by that point arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 17:55,
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which is what a sane person would do
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:05,
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sorry. i know the feeling. and apologies to Ninj, sorry, I went a bit mad....
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:07,
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If you're going to criticize, you really want to do it when the action's happening.
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Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:41,
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oh, thanks for the advice!but I'm pretty sure you wanted /links board. :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 19:47,
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SCREAM IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Mon 23 Jan 2012, 20:47,
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