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and a couple of very tame pin-ups that contain no perverted or monstrously mutated linework at all.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)
# The dot FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Ah, inter-species erotica
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)
# there goes pip's chance of a threesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
# No perverted?
*won't look*

*harrumph*
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, archived)
#
Dude! It's going to end in sexiness WITH YOUR CAT :(((
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:57, archived)
# I thought that was the whole point of Sequential Art
It's the tale of a cartoonist's never-ending quest to fuck his cat
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, archived)
# yeh, i thought that too
as well as the inner turmoil he suffers from his desire to feel his cat's pussy around his cock, which he lives out only in his imagination, unsure whether in reality his pet requites his feelings of lust.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# What are your thoughts now Moggy has departed? None of us could ever love you as much as she did.
She bestowed you with love, tributes and shit-cocked amputee rabbit nuns, and we all scared her away like bastards.
Nice pinups by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, archived)
# She left?
When?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Pffttt...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)
# Dave's gone man, dave's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# You not gonna do a wanking gif?
Seems like you and Emvee are at a standoff...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)
# no I've stopped, no point us both doing it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:40, archived)
# I've got photoshop open
but I'm having difficulty deciding whether the eyebrows man or the cat should be wanking

or maybe the penguin thing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)
# Eyebrow man.
Always eyebrow man
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:57, archived)
#
I think the sofa - imagine the things he's seen ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)
# Something like this, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:49, archived)
# fucking hell
WANKFEST!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:53, archived)
# The cat's penis is slightly bigger
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# Pffffffft!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:56, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Happy Valentine's, Love Moggy's heart.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)
# 4 EVA IZ ARE HART
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:23, archived)
# also known, as the love muscle
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# mmm he should totally get it on with his cat
bestiality is the last romantic taboo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, archived)
# aww poor robot didn't get a card
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)
# haha
this made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:19, archived)
# Violets are blue, roses are red. You fancy your cat 'cos you're wrong in the head.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)
# hahaha
Roses are best, violets are worst
Cat-fucking is fun
If you trim their claws first
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# Roses are Red, violets are gay.
I'm gonna tell the RSPCA
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:24, archived)
# By jove, they are very tame for you
are you feeling alright, old chap?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:42, archived)
# ^This.
I guess after seeing shitcocks, rabbit nuns and other shite for the past month or two, I've become completely desensitized.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)
# we've gone over the edge man
we're in the new place

the place with.. the stuff and the things and the other things.

or something.

I'm bad with metaphors.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:51, archived)
# There are war veterans who've seen less horrific shit than us.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:55, archived)
# :o
From the CO-OP war on prices maybe :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:18, archived)
# My grandad was in that war.
He fought for reduced prices on Co-Op's own brand lemonade.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:35, archived)
# No Kat, what are you doing?!
Slightly fap.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)
# Still waiting for the Sequential Art Minus Furries version to be posted on here
(User #86772, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# Wait no longer
I did a series of them when the eyebrows man got all fat:






(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:52, archived)
# It's like a sitcom starring John Goodman but only he stars in it and he wants to belittle and murder his house.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# I think I'd watch that
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:02, archived)
# You'd better
His next payment in an all you can eat buffet is counting on viewing figures.
One view would be enough to feed him for 2 weeks.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# These really are superb
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:33, archived)
# Thanks for reposting these!
Incidentally, the "Fat Man Having A Crafty Wank On The Stairs" version of the third strip is the hardest I've ever laughed at anything on here.
EDIT: Here we are! :D b3ta.com/board/10411862
(User #86772, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Here y'are
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 17:48, archived)
# these are excellent
So subtle, but they tell soooo much
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:23, archived)
# I wish I'd done emvee's ones too
but i aim to go through most of sequential art one day either turning it into sequential fart or turning it into furryless art
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 18:30, archived)