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# Image Challenge Vote
Here's this week's unnatural selection:

* Austerity - make austerity version of things we already know about. What would Austerity Olympics mean? What about Austerity Royal family?

* London's Mayoral elections - Photoshop Ken, Photoshop Boris

* One-word challenge: Cows

* Before they were famous - Pick a celebrity or fictional character and show us what they were like before they did what they do

Vote-click action:




(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Any sensible b3tard knows that COWS is the only way to go here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, archived)
# austerity cows before they were famous mayoral candidates
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:06, archived)
# + with tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:26, archived)
# Can it be......

*votes Cows*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# *milks*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:17, archived)
# *pats*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Uddering Hell!!
That's rather good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Mmmooo
(byebye, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)
# there are no sensible b3tans
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# No. Well, except for me, of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:23, archived)
# very much this.
Vote cows!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)
# I vote E
Photoshop the moon.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:07, archived)
# That's no moon.
/obligatory
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, archived)
# that's great
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Dance Boris, Dance
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# I'VE GOT A PORSCHE
:D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:59, archived)
# :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:07, archived)
# shopped images only
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# that's not far from the truth
I had a ZX81 and aged 9 or so I used to to make a picture of a dog having a piss. Three frames of animation too. A full stop printed in different places then goto 10 etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:11, archived)
# And when you turn it off it's LOST FOREVER.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:16, archived)
# programming the ZX81 was like learning a song on a guitar
it only had 1k and I didn't have a tape recorder so I'd learn whole tricks for it to go - like animate a dog, or make a starfield etc, and then be able to perform them roughly from memory.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Mine got so hot, you could fry an egg on it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)
# that's one hell of a guitar
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:40, archived)
# I was actually in a barber shop quartet called 'The Oeufs' once.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Not really.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Tell me again, human
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:18, archived)
# "What makes you think you qualify for this job?"

"Well, aged 9 or so I used to to make a picture of a dog having a piss on the ZX81"
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:25, archived)
# I may use this.
I now feel I am bound for success.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Rob Manuel - using computers to make obscenity since 1982
christ, when I write it down and think I've basically had a 30 year obsession of mixing technology and puerile humour it makes me wonder if I need a new hobby. LIke say, knitting swearwords or something.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, archived)
# Knitting swearwords is a lot less puerile, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Austerity could be interesting...
But didn't we have budget cuts a while ago?

For me, it's either austerity, or cows. Or austerity cows.
Oh, and good morning b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Austerity cows on the moon before they were famous, joined by those two cunts.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, archived)
# I think it'd be good to include one or two more options on the weekly vote.
But whether that would disrupt the ecosystem of b3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:19, archived)
# + cayke + cheese
every week.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:20, archived)
# Now you're catching on :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:21, archived)
# do you want a coalition? do you want weak government? do you WANT THE NAZIS TO WIN?
we run first past the post here.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Nah...a bit of cheese cake would be nice though rob :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:24, archived)