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# Non-tattyshop but took a bit of work regardless.
I've got some egomaniac estate agent with a huge advert with his picture saying:
'Do you know this man?
Yes it's Toby Brown.
Prince of estate agents.'

I make it my daily duty to change the sign. The best part is when he walks past, sees it and rips it down in a hissy fit.


So far he's had a Hitler moustache and a Rimmer holographic H.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:42, archived)
# tomorrow put a "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!" pointy beard on him
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# It's Spock ears tomorrow:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:51, archived)
# Paste over the entire right side
with a tory-esque "We can't go on like this..." poster :D
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:54, archived)
# WOuld take a hell of a lot of time Today's was about 30 minutes work.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:59, archived)
# put down the crayons and buy a printer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:57, archived)
# It's a very big sign:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:47, archived)
# or you could post over the name and website
with the name of a rival estate agents....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:57, archived)
# I want to know how long before he starts taking out the sign:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# slow week at work?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# Naaa
I always have time however for arrogant arseholes who put a picture of their face, four foot big, right outside me window.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:16, archived)
# and the day after that: fisting for Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:49, archived)
# haha he wants to keep it clean though :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:06, archived)
# Better avoid the ones with diarrhea then
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:15, archived)
# Love it.
Take a video next time he attacks it.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:53, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:00, archived)
# BEst thing is every half hour it's out there a good 300-400 people would've seen it. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:17, archived)
# please
(pikey, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:20, archived)
# change web address to lemon party etc?
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Yeah trying to keep It socially acceptable.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# You could do an Alan Partridge tribute "Smell My Cheese!"
or "I'm a Tiger, GRRRRR!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:07, archived)
# How about Cock Piss Brown?
(EricTViking, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:05, archived)
# ha ha ha!
put some Geordie La'Forge specs on 'im
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 12:43, archived)
# Tempting;D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:00, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW THIS MAN?
HE'S AN UNDERPERFORMING RACIST ESTATE AGENT.
NEEDS WORK, BUT THE VIEWS ARE BREATHTAKING.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:01, archived)
#
badum-tish.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:29, archived)
# IF YOU SEE HIM
CALL CRIMESTOPPERS ON
0800 555 111
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:46, archived)
# Yes!
Do this
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:27, archived)
# another idea:
pirate hat
eye patch
parrot
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 13:49, archived)
# YES! the comedy gold standard
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:13, archived)
# This will be done tomorrow.
I shall post it for you:D

They've taken today's down now.:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:17, archived)
# Surely vampire fangs dripping with blood have to be done?
and/or Frankenstein bolts and scars?
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:35, archived)
# actually, looking at him again...
...he needs Harry Potter specs and a lightning shaped scar
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:11, archived)
# hahaha, that works
although the lightning scar looks more like a cum stain.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:19, archived)
# take it as you will...
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Do you know this teapot ?
tlc... SURREAL Estate Agents
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:41, archived)
# you are sooo gonna to caught
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# It's not permanent.
There's nothing they can do.
They also deserve it for the two open ended ellipsis!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:48, archived)
# I.T.Y.M. 'ellipses'
H.T.H. H.A.N.D.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Estate agents are cunts
stick Robs face on it :D
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:43, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:54, archived)
# SATAN
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 14:56, archived)
# the possibilities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:24, archived)
# this would make a good meme and/or image challenge
but it appears this guy is enough of an egomaniac already.

Nice clown work.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 15:33, archived)
# he actually looks kinda sexy in a yiffy way with those whiskers and cat ears
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 16:11, archived)
# Here on the Streets Where you Live
He's trying to make himself sound like a repeat-offending paedo.

I think today should bring him a massive crimson cock, emanating juices, from his forehead......

.....the fucking egotistical estate agent wanker.

This makes me hate them all even more. If that's possible.
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 7:32, archived)
# Apologies.
I forgot to say, ''Damn fine job!''
(Mao's stepson is doing his bit for East/West relation's, Sun 11 Mar 2012, 7:33, archived)