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# fuck me!
9 years
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:12, archived)
# Where's your cock!

EDIT: Happy 9 years, 0 months and 0 days - That's the second day b3ta has got it right!

CAKE
* Now show us your cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:16, archived)
# It goes on the time of day you sign up.
It shows the candle all day, but if you signed up at 12 noon, in the morning it will show 8 years, 11 months and 31 days, in the afternoon it will show 9 years etc.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:41, archived)
# SHOW US YOUR BITS & BOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# Happy candleday micto!
Love from Cae.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# I have this....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# I love it.
I have swapped my name and he was the first thing that came to mind.

HAVE A GOOD DAY
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# why did you change your name?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# My user name is too similar to my actual name
and I don't want potential employers reading through all my b3taing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# aha
ok Callum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:32, archived)
# bah, i was going to change my username to your real name
and write something really offensive, but my meatpuppet account has been deleted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# I came out of lurkbernation [hibernation/lurking] for you, man!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:36, archived)
# :D
ta
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:40, archived)
# 9 years long service!
*hands magenta carriage cock*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:18, archived)
# And under two hours to enjoy it :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Happy b3taday micto!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# TITS or GTFO n00b

/ac.... actually: congrats maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# Ha ha ha... That!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:22, archived)
# Hold on a minute...
YOU THREADWASTING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:19, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# I will not fuck you
but congratulations anyway. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:20, archived)
# Pah, I bet if he had fox ears you'd be all over him.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:21, archived)
# ahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Hahaha! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:24, archived)
# My brothers a Viking re-enactor.
Whilst fighting you have to lay where you were killed. Which resulted in this TOAPery.



Brother (Bottom) was unpleased.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:07, archived)
# well done!
Happy candles you old so and so x
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# 9 YEARS
OF YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE

:D

edit: jesus, nearly 7 and a half years for me

wtf have.. *wave of depression incomming*

I'm just going to pop outside and blow my brains out, won't take long.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:25, archived)
# I'm close behind you :D
And neither of us made it past the 'one very early FP' either!

Happy b3taday, Micto
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot isn't impressed by this whole "internet" thing, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 1:51, archived)
# we suck!
yeah!

but if we raised the bar and got more FP's it'd just make it harder for everyone else, so we must contain the awesomeness lest erm.. some mixed metaphor or something.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 3:19, archived)
# Happy 9 years on b3ta
but I would expect a picture in a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# yeah you would
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# STFU N00B!
and happy candles!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:26, archived)
# Congats
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha...

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# Stoopendoosh
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:54, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:34, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:40, archived)
# That is funny!!!! Fucking random...
(I helped save b3ta! BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever, Sat 24 Mar 2012, 2:17, archived)
# Wahey!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:30, archived)
# epic... happy candes :))

(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:31, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:34, archived)
# better late than never
happy b3taday


Thanks for the dictionary, without it I wouldn't have a clue what is going on here.
Most of the time I don't anyway : )
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 22:58, archived)
# 9 years?
a mere stripling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 23:57, archived)