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# LET'S SEXY TIME!


(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# NSFW you dick!!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# OH YOU WAN DICK?I GOT DICK TOP DICK


FLESH DICK! PICKED EARLY MORNING TODAY WITH SEA BASS!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Tom Cruise is Alan Rickman, in "How My Urethra Test Felt: The Movie".
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I bet it wasn't even his
and they used a stunt urethra
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Nah, it's all this CGI bollocks now. Literally.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# die you dick
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:59, archived)
# oo
we haven't had a game of that in ages

I wonder what die you dick using paint would be like
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:04, archived)
# hell yah!!
( . )( . )
...of course, i don have the elte skillz you have, so this will have to do...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# that reminds me, need to buy 2 pints of milk
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# 2 individual pints, or just one quart?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# first one, then the other
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Beadles tits :/
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# do you mean 'first two, then the other'?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# I don't know, maybe I do, maybe I don't
it's hard to say
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# no feets?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Oh, excuse me.
I've just come.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Happens a lot in libraries
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# LET'S!
Is that a ballgag in her mouth? Kinky!
Or is it her nose, and she's actually a yiffy fox thing?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# i am disappointed
i thought you said 'ballbag'
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# whatever your heart dreams it is
is what it is
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# Yiffy fox thing?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
# is she made of balloons?
I'd like to rub her in my hair and stick her to the wall (if u know what i mean, wink wink nudge nudge)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# she has financial difficulty, and her skin condition is the result of inflation
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# *insert animated wiggly-legged HA HA! guy*
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# man, she really blows!

(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# TY ~.~;; that made my day
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# haha
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# She was a big let down :D
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I can just imagine the amusing "paaaappaprprrprpprp" noise as she flew around the room after the first prodding related mishap.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# It was fun while it lasted
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# but now you have the feelings of cheap wetness
which is just another bonus! YAY!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:18, archived)
# ha :)
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# my CSI buddies and I cannot find an entry wound


*raises sunglasses* Yeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# How very deflating.
You do get some balloon-atics out there.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Its always BLOWN out of proportion
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# But once they've got wind of it...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:37, archived)
# They're all full
of hot air...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# Still, no reason to get soar over it.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:41, archived)
# I can't help but get
pumped up about it
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:42, archived)
# it's alofty ideal
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# indeed, the pressure isn't worth it
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:45, archived)
# Nobody wants to burst under pressure...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Looks down, nice.
Looks up. wrong.

Looks back down again...
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# well, that's something ruined, but I'm not sure what
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:16, archived)
# My sex drive.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# My pants.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:28, archived)
# application of paper bag = would
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
#
application of paper bag = would
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:26, archived)
# OR
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# At once, Sir
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:18, archived)
# quite so
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)
# I'm gonna have to run the
Voight Kampf test on this one to test if it's a sexy replicant
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 16:31, archived)
# sexy replicant with sexy lubricant?
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 18:05, archived)
# Nice clogs, ma'am.
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 20:10, archived)
# clippetty cloppetty
(, Sun 1 Apr 2012, 21:30, archived)