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# Start your engines, the Auction is on, now, right now, it's started, go! (if you want)

The second B3ta Art (and stuff) Auction in aid of the Cat Survival Trust has begun.
If you fancy a flutter here's what you do:
1. Take a look at the auction thread to see what's on offer
2. If something tickles your fancy, have a think about how much you would pay for it.
3. Gaz/Mail me the number and name of the item(s) and your highest bid.
4. Sit back in excitement for ages and ages until the London Bash when the winners will be announced.

It should be quite exciting and tension building! :)

There is no immediate rush to get your bid in, online bidding runs from today until 6pm Saturday May 12th.
Full details on the Auction thread
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Don't forget to bid on my photo!
She's beautiful, only wearing a very small amount of sheer fabric and begging to be on your wall!

farm5.staticflickr.com/4140/4813132914_bb5de3b32d_z.jpg (slightly nsfw due to arty nipple!)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:06, archived)
# Nice pic.
What's the name of her other nipple?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:23, archived)
# Geoff
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:24, archived)
# Everyone's nipples should be called Arty and Geoff.
Apart from Scaramanga... he'd have problems. And as for Eccentrica Gallumbits - blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:50, archived)
# mine's not wearing any fabric - only a sugar cube
cghub.com/images/view/164381/
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:26, archived)
# lovely, however i'd never be allowed to purchase such a work.
so i'm going with the safe bet of dixons pance.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:33, archived)
# I had no idea we could submit porny photos for the auction
I may have to print up some of our NSFW sci-fi norks for sale on the day
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:20, archived)
# *monocle asplodes*
i say!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# stormtroopers with tits ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:15, archived)
# Norks and Sci fi are always winners!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 22:01, archived)
# Good heavens!
*Drops pipe*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Bid for Squits!
(Or other drawing of your choice :D )
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:54, archived)
# bidding has started
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:57, archived)
# *BIDS*
would like picture of art and kat yiffing, then we can clear the air of all the furry tension.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:15, archived)
# Yam it Yiff tiem?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:18, archived)
# If I end up getting a motorbike, this will be painted on the side.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:34, archived)
# Go fast yiff :)
Think I might get this one made into a T-shirt www.b3tards.com/u/253cc45751cc3e120e8d/shitty_kitty_finger.jpg and/or A0 print
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 12:00, archived)
# You could do an Andy Warhol with that, have multiple prints in different hues ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:02, archived)
# or cans of Yiff soup
mmm
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐŹ‡Ęš’ ŹžÉ”nā„² uooW, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 13:24, archived)
# well thank goodness that's out of the way
i can now get down to some serious bidding.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha!
Right, a score on Dixon's pants
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:29, archived)
# you do realise they're not soiled
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:30, archived)
# *Stunned disbelief*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# cue happytoast re-editing this image
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# took long enough
:p
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:36, archived)
# They've got clothes on
that's not yiffing, that's just weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# dry yiffing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Fur-rottage?
...sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:59, archived)
# it's weird enough to start with surely?
before anything actually even happens?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:46, archived)
# Chloe as Marilyn Monroe
Unless that was not my request.
(BkBilly You see... what had happened was..., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# Woo!
Many thanks Mr Toast and all the donors. Better start checking down the sofa for loose change.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:22, archived)
# Just out of curiosity
If we really want something, how will we know what the highest current bid is?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:34, archived)
# you don't, it's a blind bid system
you bid as high as you are willing to go and then it is calculated who has won with how much at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Ah
Suspense
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 11:24, archived)
# so when does the trust kick in?
is it when the cat's down to its last life, or before then?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 10:35, archived)