I'd hit it.With a stinger missile.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32,
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This is how the people of the world actually see her. People pay for her drinks & taxis out of pity.
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Shlvng,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:36,
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hahahaact F.A.S.T
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:36,
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She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly...
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The Silent Channel is getting his recommended 5-a-day,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:40,
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This is lovely. You have inspired me to create beauty also.
Smallbrainfield,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:52,
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Mouth like a flip-top pedal bin!
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:57,
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You've improved her markedly.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:58,
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*re-spluffs*
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:17,
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hahahaBoth the pictures in this thread are fantastic
I just saw this bit in the article she wrote this morning: "When I first logged on to the Mail's website at 6am, there were only four comments on my article. I thought nothing of it and got on with my day, driving to the supermarket to do the weekly shop."
So not only does she think that all the "bile" proves that women hate her because she's attractive - which makes the fact that their only quote is from Derren Brown somewhat odd - but we also learn that she does her weekly shop at 6:30AM.
Pull the other one, love, it's prettier than your mush.
Edit: I also found this. "I have lived and worked in Los Angeles and I doubt that such a reaction to my piece would have happened there. For in the U.S. you're expected to look good and you're rightly applauded for it." Quelling the obvious "well fucking piss off to LA then" response, I'm forced to look back a few paragraphs. "...if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday." Funny, I thought Angelina Jolie lived in the US -- indeed, I thought she lived in LA. Evidently I'm wrong. OK, enough, I'm beginning to feel soiled.
(I just saw this bit in the article she wrote this morning: "When I first logged on to the Mail's website at 6am, there were only four comments on my article. I thought nothing of it and got on with my day, driving to the supermarket to do the weekly shop."
So not only does she think that all the "bile" proves that women hate her because she's attractive - which makes the fact that their only quote is from Derren Brown somewhat odd - but we also learn that she does her weekly shop at 6:30AM.
Pull the other one, love, it's prettier than your mush.
Edit: I also found this. "I have lived and worked in Los Angeles and I doubt that such a reaction to my piece would have happened there. For in the U.S. you're expected to look good and you're rightly applauded for it." Quelling the obvious "well fucking piss off to LA then" response, I'm forced to look back a few paragraphs. "...if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday." Funny, I thought Angelina Jolie lived in the US -- indeed, I thought she lived in LA. Evidently I'm wrong. OK, enough, I'm beginning to feel soiled.
boris the spider,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:10,
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If Brad Pitt were to say: 'Yes, I'm a good-looking fella,' then the world would nod sagely in agreement. But if Angelina Jolie uttered something along those lines, she'd be subject to the same foaming-at-the-mouth onslaught hurled at me yesterday.
No. I, and I'm sure many others, would call them a pair of arrogant pricks. As are you for assuming you can pinpoint precisely what 'the world' thinks.
(No. I, and I'm sure many others, would call them a pair of arrogant pricks. As are you for assuming you can pinpoint precisely what 'the world' thinks.
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:15,
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And for first posting an article saying "I'm so beautiful!"and then when people call you arrogant and point out that you're a moose-faced tit with tiny eyes, post another article saying "I cried all day, but I'm so beautiful!" - with a photo of you in a blue dress standing next your husband in army gear holding a gun.
I think she's entertaining herself trolling the entire internet.
(I think she's entertaining herself trolling the entire internet.
boris the spider,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:18,
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French Merv Hughes dressed like East 17.He's a keeper alright.
( An Eagle in Your Mind,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:24,
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HahahaMaybe he's a gentle and enthralling lover.
( boris the spider,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:35,
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*spluffs* Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:17,
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i think she's autistici don't mean that in an offensive way, but this article smacks of the social inappropriateness often exhibited by people on the autistic spectrum
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Spunky McPunk not dead yet,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:18,
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Thanks chapsI tried to capture her essence of beauty, but stopped when it came to doing the snakes for the hair.
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Mick Stubbles Is a real Munson,
Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:32,
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