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# tj - what do you call those cut out shapes that you push play-doh through ?
not stencils, templates or moulds.... my drunk brain is failing me

it's important as me and the missus have invented a new design for Pampers nappy to cash in on the jubilee, babies create tubes of queen's head shaped shit that can be sliced in to presentation silhouettes for all the family, like faecal stamps.

It will probably incorporate the Olympics logo too, because everyone else is doing that and it's instant quids in from the idiot masses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# shapes
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# cut out shapes
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# you can use a potato
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# cutters
they're pastry cutters
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# they not just called mold cutters
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# I mean the shapes the playdoh gets shat through, not cut out from
apertures!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# apertures? bit harsh, we are trying to help you know
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Haha, what a great insult.
"fuck off, you aperture!"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
maybe they're called bumholes?

if they're not, playdoh should definitely relabel them as soon as possible.

The new Playdoh crazy pasta shop comes with 2 tubs of playdoh and 7 bumholes to squeeze it through!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I remember the 'fuzzy pumper barber shop' by playdoh.
The name conjured up all kinds of confusing images in my head.

edit: here it is:
www.redeaglespirit.com/tbone/archives/2006/01/hooey-on-my-lowtech-existence.html
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# My sister had one.
I didn't like it. I broke it. It was the work of Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# the playdoh site says pressers or extruders
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# they clearly need to rename them "bumholes"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# extrusion dies
or orifices
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# chocolate starfish
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# rusty sheriff's badge
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# ooo that's a new one on me
you paint quite the graphic mental image
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Never mind what the shapes are called
You need to think of a good pun name based on nappies and royalty so you can market them. Sadly the best I can think of now is "Her Nappesties"
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# They are called
"die" ...or a profile die.
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