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# i LOVE this film and did feel a pang desecrating the images but it's been stuck in my head for ages


sorry!

edit - fixed!

edit edit - sorry looks like the ninja edit was done by the daily mail photoshop team

edit edit edit - i should probably point out to any johnny-come-latelys that the original speech bubble said 'i've seen thing would people wouldn't believe' before i irk nutmeat's craw
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:27, archived)
# would people
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# who knows?
edit - FUCK! whoops, hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Now you've fixed it all of our comments look rather foolish.
I demand you change it back NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# I preferred the original.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# boooo
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're like George Lucas, you are:
constantly tinkering with a classic to the disdain of your fans.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# haha indeed
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# would people wouldn't
or would they
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# they would wouldn't though, would they?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# ey ey, carm dan carm dan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# Things would people wouldn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# I would all people
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# *woulds hard in the face*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# ooh-er
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# pffh wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# i love this :)
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:51, archived)
# very good, makes my effort look even worse by contrast ;(
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# mine needs more rainy rain

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:52, archived)
# COR!
That's a beauty.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# Lush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# I do so like your arts.
They are fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)
# are you trying to get in to my knickers?
cheers chap, they're nonsense and could be better, but I'm glad they raise a smile or similar :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:00, archived)
# If I thought you ever wore any I would be, I assure you.
They're ace - I like your style.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:02, archived)
# bloody good, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Ohhh and aaah
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:49, archived)
# now this one I like
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 0:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# both incredible!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:09, archived)
# ^this ** ∞
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:56, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 16:51, archived)
# tj - what do you call those cut out shapes that you push play-doh through ?
not stencils, templates or moulds.... my drunk brain is failing me

it's important as me and the missus have invented a new design for Pampers nappy to cash in on the jubilee, babies create tubes of queen's head shaped shit that can be sliced in to presentation silhouettes for all the family, like faecal stamps.

It will probably incorporate the Olympics logo too, because everyone else is doing that and it's instant quids in from the idiot masses
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# shapes
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# cut out shapes
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# you can use a potato
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# cutters
they're pastry cutters
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# they not just called mold cutters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 14:55, archived)
# I mean the shapes the playdoh gets shat through, not cut out from
apertures!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# apertures? bit harsh, we are trying to help you know
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Haha, what a great insult.
"fuck off, you aperture!"
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
maybe they're called bumholes?

if they're not, playdoh should definitely relabel them as soon as possible.

The new Playdoh crazy pasta shop comes with 2 tubs of playdoh and 7 bumholes to squeeze it through!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# I remember the 'fuzzy pumper barber shop' by playdoh.
The name conjured up all kinds of confusing images in my head.

edit: here it is:
www.redeaglespirit.com/tbone/archives/2006/01/hooey-on-my-lowtech-existence.html
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
# My sister had one.
I didn't like it. I broke it. It was the work of Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:17, archived)
# ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# the playdoh site says pressers or extruders
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# they clearly need to rename them "bumholes"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# extrusion dies
or orifices
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 18:11, archived)
# chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# rusty sheriff's badge
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
# ooo that's a new one on me
you paint quite the graphic mental image
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:02, archived)
# Never mind what the shapes are called
You need to think of a good pun name based on nappies and royalty so you can market them. Sadly the best I can think of now is "Her Nappesties"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:36, archived)
# They are called
"die" ...or a profile die.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 22:39, archived)
# Lovely
He can go surfing in the sequel
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 15:12, archived)
#

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