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# Evening all... Most likely Bun Din, but hey ho :)


(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:13, archived)
# *ribs*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:14, archived)
# Mincer!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# Ham toucher ;)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:17, archived)
# £100 for eight legs of venison?
No, thanks, that's too dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:26, archived)
# what's your beef?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# £200
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:30, archived)
# *searches for meat-related lols*
:-(
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:43, archived)
# You be careful searching for them
The stakes are quite high.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
# You have to be careful with all the spam too!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:47, archived)
# Yes, you have to be veal-y, veal-y careful
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:03, archived)
# You want to be calful with that kind of talk!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# Soz, ages
since I looked at this thread. I'll struggle to find a Kosher pun.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# I fucking love that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:15, archived)
# :)
Explains a lot :)

Also looks like she is sitting a bit close with that smile on her face!!! (Is that clay spray or fanny batter?)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:16, archived)
# if that was a dildo it would sell like hotfucks


i mean you know..maybe
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:20, archived)
# Needs a "realistic, vibrating tongue"
So I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:34, archived)
# If it was an islamic butchers you could have stretched to
Halal is the meat you're looking for :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:18, archived)
# {:-)
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# Ouch!
haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:21, archived)
# :o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:24, archived)
# Is that someone else's hand?
Is it a cartoony depiction of the rape scene from 'irreversible'?
Chilling, and wacky.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# it's his own hand
from the future
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# Londo Mollari and Vir?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# hmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:02, archived)
# Got red on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:04, archived)
# Not worth it's own tread..... Name the famous soap star character...


Answers on a postcard to....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:25, archived)
# Hmmm
Butcher? Yes.
Postman? Yes.

John Christie, AICMFP.

I didn't know he was in a soap opera, though.

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:32, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:28, archived)
# haha
Grape Vines :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:29, archived)
# OH HAI LIONO
I CAN HAZ CHEDDA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:31, archived)
# No, just brie
You can only have brie


Brie
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# OK LIONO I HAZ BREE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:40, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:35, archived)
# Oh yes

[mod edit - 400k limit on gifs, swapped for smaller with link to original]
(3v1lg3n1u5 N0tPhunni, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:36, archived)
# Now that must be some voice!!
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:44, archived)
# *of approval*
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:46, archived)
# top lurk
patience paid off :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:53, archived)
# 600k is worth an edit now? So the never strictly enforced guidelines are now set in stone?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:05, archived)
# hope not
*whole back catalogue rendered obsolete* :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:11, archived)
# I once joked about resizing a 5mb image to 1x1px in html to use as full stops whenever the filesize nazi's called.
Now I'm considering it whenever Mr Power Hungry strikes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:14, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:19, archived)
# don't be an arse, you know damn well the FAQ says "never exceed 400 KB"
it wasn't a pedantic 1k change and his original is still there for those desperate to see Seal in 12 extra colours.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:21, archived)
# I'm more worried about the fact you seem to be of the opinion that editing someone else's art, although art is questionable in this case, is ok.
Frankly, you seem to be trying to find any excuse to break out the mod-hammer. Well that's alright, we all know that strict policing helps the creative spirit to thriv... oh no wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# I think you are being your own flounce here Mu
All that has been modded is the file size to what we want on the board, to which you seem to be dragging in the Illuminati with regards to people's art. It's not hard to comply with the FAQ to keep this place moving smoothly, and even made easier when a mod helps out doing the optimisation for you. If you have issues with any of that then simply shrug fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:46, archived)
# File size has changed, yeah, and image dimensions, and image quality, and colour depth.
That changes the way the image is seen and percieved, and that's not a mod's job. Sure, link them if they're fuck off massive or porn, but don't fuck with the art.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:55, archived)
# "link to original"
It's not hard mate
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# *fist-mouth*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# By which I mean my fist, and my mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:05, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:22, archived)
# he's such a manslut
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:23, archived)
# Nothing sluttier than
winking with both eyes at the same time but it not being a blink.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:37, archived)
# I love the you've capure that oh so tight skin look...
Bravo.... Plus that gives me an idea :)
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:27, archived)
# Here's my re-edit, really sorry about the original size thought limit was 1mb. I'm a post noob. I'm on a deadline see, so I have to do this kind of thing to make my life harder.


Anyone can re-edit, export, copy+paste and abuse generally, obviously.
(3v1lg3n1u5 N0tPhunni, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 10:45, archived)
# now liono haz da baykins
^__________^
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:41, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 19:59, archived)
# OH HAI LIONO
FOOTKABOOSE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:07, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 20:50, archived)
# hehehe :D
had forgotten this one - proper lols
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 21:03, archived)
# Avin' a butchers...

(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 23:01, archived)