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(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:04, archived)
# before you ask us
b3ta.com/board/10753850
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# ooooh.
Elmo.........with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:07, archived)
# Elmo Lincoln?
www.erbzine.com/mag5/taf05h4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:10, archived)
# I swear these get funnier.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:13, archived)
# *falls over*
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:15, archived)
# i've turned into a non-posting moaner
next i'll be flouncing and mod-accusing

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:19, archived)
# frilly dress on standby ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# THERE'S A SALE AT PENNY'S!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# i'm going shopping tomorrow
for any bits of tat i fancy. this is my treat, as first i've got to go to the hospital so my surgeon can explain just how fucked i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Just get really pissed and buy some hats.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:38, archived)
# pissed i can manage, but hats?
i look terrible in a hat!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:42, archived)
# LIES!

a stupendous hat with a bow and gubbins, oh it will be glorious
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# unlike the green fishing republic hat i had on earlier
because my umbrella broke and it was raining
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# You're like a real life Mary Poppins!


except more pissed
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:50, archived)
# the kids mary poppins looks after don't constantly talk about their "pyums"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Oh I think Mary Poppins was often more pissed than she let on
It was a spoon full of sugar for the kids and a measure of gin for herself.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# i'm sure she was a smack head
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# gin, you say?
that stuff that i've recently discovered goes wonderfully with cider and blackcurrant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:07, archived)
# Gin is my favourite drink
I either have it neat or with the traditional tonic water.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:08, archived)
# i'm not good with neat spirits
but i feel a mild drunkening coming on tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:11, archived)
# she's angry alright
angry poppins
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:23, archived)
# Now why is the name Chris Rule so familiar?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:27, archived)
# what the total fuck!?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:30, archived)
# quite so
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:38, archived)
# How about some bangles?
You can never have enough bangles
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:45, archived)
# i need pants
lots of pants. possibly followed by a trip to thornton's and 10 minutes in the arcade on the 10p machines.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# Sounds like a fun day out
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
# it usually is
i make sure i only take £2 with me into the arcade, i never go in with more than i'm willing to lose. if i win money, i'll just buy more stuff. last time, i went in with £2 and came out with £62 and a free coffee :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Not bad
I never gamble unless it's a free bet or something. Or the 2p machines can be good fun for a while so long as you don't waste more than a few quid in them as you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:05, archived)
# if you're in there for more than 5 minutes
they give you coffee and £2 of free tokens for whatever machine you're playing on. plenty of times i've won nothing with my initial £2 and then cleaned up with the tokens
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:09, archived)
# Ah lovely delicious golden retail therapy
I have a job interview tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# can't imagine how scary that'd be
but good luck anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# Thanks :)
It's for a different part of the same company I already work for, so it's fairly familiar territory, but also a bit newish
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# never had a proper job before
i think i'd shit one if i had to have a job interview
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I think I actually just shat a kidney reading it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# hahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Beak-job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:26, archived)
# ouch.
well i suppose at least there's no teeth
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:28, archived)
# it could be a soft beak
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# But one wrong maneuver and it's goodbye Mr. Johnson.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# Or nadger-peck
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:31, archived)
# Or a feather-dusting.
*goes to be sick*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# Feathers *bolk*
Fur *wanks*
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's why there's such thing as furry, but not feathery.
Unless there is, and I don't know.

Ignorance is bliss. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:39, archived)
# ahahah
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:29, archived)
# I approve of this
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
# C'mon. I practically GAVE that one to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# :D pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# He'll wear his pecker out if he's not careful
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:33, archived)
# when he said "stick it on my bill", that's not what was meant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# PFFFT
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# I'd've thought eyebrows would be happier about that
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# ^ This contains both Woo and Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:13, archived)
# ...or something.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 17:21, archived)
# Oopsie
robot is drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:20, archived)
# once again, i've timed my arrival just right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Lazy scroungers, sitting around all day, messing about on the 'net. Bah.
Neither of these are worth their own thread, so I'll just use yours :D
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(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:35, archived)
# Ahh, the Daily Heil...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# She-ra, She-ra
Princess of Poo, Ah
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Rainbow horse
still does real poos
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# I think this joke has been done before
in Fred Bassett
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# There's a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:48, archived)
# Yeah basically the owner wanted the dog to do something
and, get this right, the dog didn't want to do it! And then the dog said some kind of proverb in the last frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# A stitch in time
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)
#
Foof! I think I need to lie down.
(bondsnood twitter.com/bondsnood, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:58, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:04, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Hark! The Wanky Shit Demon approacheth!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:19, archived)
# a.k.a. "Icing the log"
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha! Ewww...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:24, archived)
# Poor robot has malfunctioned
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Hyrax has fallen: it is not OK
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Good luck
Job market's dryer than a used up whore.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 15:00, archived)