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# 'Dealing with smokers' flowchart
... sent round by my old work, slightly modified for anonymity and stuff



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(Mr_Rigby, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:34, archived)
# I don't think this goes far enough
Should be shot on sight.
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Err... I'm RISsing here...
Are you saying that anyone who challenges someone who is blatantly smoking indoors despite being asked not to is a petty minded official?
I don't get it?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:41, archived)
# Dunno what this country is coming to
Fucking nanny state, taking away my god-given right to give everyone around me emphysemia
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
#
From what I remember there was some sort of people smoking in the car park scandal that they sent the original around for.
(Mr_Rigby, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:46, archived)
# Thank you so much for sharing
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:54, archived)
# Gripping, real, honest, and there's even a twist. That story had everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:57, archived)
#
b3ta.com/questions/morningaftersouvenirs/post1600973
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:03, archived)
# That has everything AND a forlorn spunky pitta bread.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:10, archived)
# Oh come on. Don't tell me you've never shagged a kebab?
...just me and the OP then?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:21, archived)
# How does smoking fund terrorism, exactly?
Is this something to do with the fat, shiny-eyed bald guy, with his unconventional method of duplication which eschews such modern fripperies as DVD writers for a good old-fashioned branding iron?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:43, archived)
# You mean Mr EVIL?
He is evil because he copies DVDs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 17:36, archived)
# alternatively for the entire duration of their cigarette fart in their face
while crumbling asbestos (protective suit must be worn)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:44, archived)
# Should be snipers watching hospital entances
in my humble opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# ^ THIS!
After my wife had our first baby, we had to carry him out through a sea of smoke. I used to smoke 20-30 a day myself, but not outside the friggin hospital doors!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 18:15, archived)
# So in other words, protective suit must be worn while farting continuously...
Err - are you sure you've thought this one through..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# Surely I don't have to explain the one way anal aperture system to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:22, archived)
# No-one can describe it like you do...
Edit - hmm - getting a high-risk site alert from 'mongychops.something-or-other' with each refresh at the mo...
Just adblocked '*.headstaggers.com*' for safety... soz mongy, but...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:25, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:47, archived)
# tl;dr
forgot my Ritalin today...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# I will walk this path as well.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 16:43, archived)
# Did you ever use your screwdriver/soldering iron hybrid?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:49, archived)
# No
Maybe i'll dig it out now and try and take things apart while setting them on fire.
(Mr_Rigby, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:56, archived)
# You could try to re-assemble things while burning your own fingers.
Like some kind of self-hating handyman.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:01, archived)
# Smokers are worse than paedos
fact

at least, that's the impression I'm increasingly getting
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:53, archived)
# Smoking Paedos
are worst of all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:58, archived)
# You know I was having a cigarette while raping a five year-old the other day
and the looks I got from passers-by, anyone would have thought I was some sort of Catholic
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 14:59, archived)
# That's because you should have been paying more attention
to what that nice Mr. Leveson was asking you.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 15:32, archived)