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# No matter which event they choose, we'll have a proportionate response


You can get it a bit bigger here.

First go, so be gentle.
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:51, archived)
# wilkommen, shoppen zie kittin, pullen upenzee chair
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 17:52, archived)
# I find this chap immensely creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:02, archived)
# So that's being gentle is it!
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:03, archived)
# by b3ta's standards that's incredibly mild
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:04, archived)
# I must have misheard the caring community bit
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:06, archived)
#
Care in the community.
*belms*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:07, archived)
# FUCK OFF NOOB!
yeah probably although b3ta's got more tame recently, new people got bum raped regularly
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# as a one off initiation or was it more of a routine pastime
I haven't lurked for 7 years waiting for inspiration to be tossed aside so easily
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# See you in 2019, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# doubt it, I only do Olympic themed posts
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:19, archived)
# You should try making a few posts /talk
They are generally a much more friendly bunch, especially to new people
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:14, archived)
# Likely so.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Heyyy, how many posts before you get a hat?
(I helped save b3ta! CockGripShaftingSleeve, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:21, archived)
# Once you've gotten a hatrack.
Tho' I'd say a WYH is enough, but the truth is it's the
moment you realize you can shop them on to anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:34, archived)
# Well, as long as you're not the creepy chap in the picture,
all will be well.

If you are the creepy chap in the picture: ugh - you're creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:13, archived)
# he appears to have freakishly long arms
he could even reach around corners
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:36, archived)
# Hello, steveo67. Welcome to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:08, archived)
# BIG
GREEN

HEAD

IS BIG

AND IS GREEN

AND IS A HEAD
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:32, archived)
# Again with the Olympic rockets
Bienvenue en b3ta. Prenez vous un chaise, magazinez vous un petit chat...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:12, archived)
# trident missiles,
official sponsors of London 2012.

welcome aboard - just don't be tempted to press the big red button.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 1 May 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Don't worry about the response
I'm one of the most acclaimed and loved posters on /board and yet no-one seemed to like this post:



and some even shouted NSFW! As if a speakser in a mankini isn't safe for work! (Click for big to see how unsafe for work it actually is.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 May 2012, 21:27, archived)
# most acclaimed and loved boris the spider, what is a speakser ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:06, archived)
# to be honest i can't remember anymore
i think it was some website mofaha found with all these horrible photos of speakers at some conference or other, and they misspelled it as speakser. i think i found it ten times as amusing as anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:16, archived)
# if you were a super hero your super power would be finding things ten times amusing as anyone else
and then laughing ten times as loud, like that Mr Blessed chap.

Thanks for the explanation, I can sleep easy now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 1 May 2012, 22:27, archived)