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# Why did Donald join the navy? what was he running from? where was he stationed? what horrors did he witness?

and how come Mickey has a dog as a pet (Pluto) and another as a best friend (Goofy)? Maybe Pluto is a sex slave with the collar and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:53, archived)
# ^ Would (Pluto that is)
"He is out of this world!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Why did the navy let a duck join?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Maybe he was the mascot?
In any case, pssst: img692.imageshack.us/img692/2351/frogbeat.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# he's already seaworthy, innit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# And why is Clarabelle Cow friends with Mickey, while she is at the same time afraid of mice?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:28, archived)
# and how is there a mouse the same size as a fucking cow?!
it's all one horrifying nightmare
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:32, archived)
# Secret gene experiments is my guess
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:33, archived)
# I wouldn't be surprised if drugs were involved
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:46, archived)
# 6 days to go

We're almost up to a grand, come on, jump in. Your money goes to the welfare of big cats, some rescued from dodgy zoos, others named after our own b3tan kin, it's worth every penny. and as a bonus you get some free art!
Loads still available at next to no money, a stunning saucy naked lady, intricate cardboard cut outs, an alien in a fucking bath!!, lovely watercolours, Blessed Guevara T-Shirts, A massive David Lynch drawing and so much more.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:37, archived)
# I don't like the font

/ac ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:08, archived)
# wrong colour?
*edit - how's that?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:13, archived)
# Too brown, man.
Game over.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# racist
look past the colour
(NiceButDim it wasn't me, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha you loon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Just went away and then came back, thinking "I'm sure that font was black"?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# and why is he not wearing any trousers?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:45, archived)
# That is part of the horrors he witnessed in the Navy
Rum, sodomy, and the lash.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 May 2012, 17:14, archived)
# He was probably involved with the US Navy's attempts to recruit Chinese allies to spy on the Japanese during the 1930's.
He was a Peeking Duck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:05, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:07, archived)
# Hahaha! I regret no part of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:09, archived)
# D'oooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sun 6 May 2012, 11:26, archived)
# Mickey is the master of all of them - only he gets to wear trousers.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:10, archived)
# Which is disturbing when you consider that ducks are one of the few types of bird to have a penis
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# emvee stark fucks ducks in the park
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:31, archived)
# I give up. so what's the answer?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sun 6 May 2012, 19:30, archived)