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# Yay sportings

I can't wait. Is it over yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:02, archived)
# BUY MY CEREAL IT HAS THE SPORTS ON IT
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:03, archived)
# MY TOOTHPASTE IS A SPORTS TOOTHPASTES
SPORTPASTE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:15, archived)
# BUY these, it's the OFFICIAL
Sanitary towels of the Olympits.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:18, archived)
# BUY THESE CRISPS - YOU WILL GET ROBOT LEGS AND RUN REAL FAST LIKE TIHS GUY
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:19, archived)
# I heartily endorse this advertising style
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 18 May 2012, 15:11, archived)
# Exterioir shot: Field: An athletic looking twenty something muses, "OH FUCK IT AM PERIOD TIEM"
Quick cut to someone doing a high jump, "ATHLETICS WILL STOP YOUR PERIOD LOL".

OLYMPIC LOGO JUXTAPOSITIONED WITH JAM-RAGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:27, archived)
# *buys product*
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Stolen by Reddit in 5, 4 ...
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# Haha
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:45, archived)
# I have seen this advert. It is a real advert.
All I could think was, "Why the fuck would an Olympic athlete be having a period over the Olympics, when she is competing? Even if she has enough bodyfat to menstruate, she would surely take the pill to stop it. Stupid tampons must think we are stupid."

(Skittlemcfluff ......................, Fri 18 May 2012, 19:54, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# "Well, your driver's licence seems to be in order. You can keep the giant soap bubble, but that hideous Olympic merchandise will have to go.
This is a respectable city, after all."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:37, archived)
# YOU can't wait for it to be over?
And you're not even in London!

One long month of hell in store for us
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:09, archived)
# Ah, c'mon
Its not that bad. I dont really care for the 'limpix, but its nice knowing you live somewhere that everyone suddenly cares about.
Plus, theyre spending lots of money to build shiny new things that we can keep after the linpicks is over
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# NOT WHEN IT IS REDUCED TO RUBBLE BY TERRISTS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:29, archived)
# Do you work for the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# I thought we all did?
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:32, archived)
# I'm more concerned about the travel chaos
I've been told my work is 'business critical' so I can't work from home, despite having all the means to do so, including a better computer.
Funny how my salary doesn't reflect how 'business critical' my work is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
# I'll be in Canada in July
I'm trying to find a way to stay for August as well :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:53, archived)
# It's even got THE FOOTBALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:10, archived)
# Come on, The Footballs! Do a score!
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:16, archived)
# The Footballs! For many excitings!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:17, archived)
# The guy in the black is sponsored by a LASS
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:21, archived)
#


*expert skintone effects*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:25, archived)
# Wow that's one hell of an algorithm you've got there :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:30, archived)
# it's an unbeatable combination of maths, technology, looking, and laziness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:35, archived)
# It's some cutting-edge stuff, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:47, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:36, archived)
# Arf!
Took me a while even though I remember seeing it before...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:31, archived)
# hahaha XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:42, archived)
# This is still one of the best damn things on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:29, archived)
# umpteenth pea
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:15, archived)
# I like what you've done to that Orbit sculpture thing
I always imagined it was made from the red wax Kapoor likes to shoot out of canons ( youtu.be/Yi4zL25abHM ) and when the sun came out it would just melt.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:11, archived)
# Hahaha
this is brilliant

COME ON THE LONDONS!

*shares on facebook*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:13, archived)
# I hope Team The Londons do jolly well in every The Sports event
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 18 May 2012, 14:28, archived)
# I hope we win one of those nice badges.
I bet we win a badge for Sport Balls Game, or maybe the Running Around Game.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:05, archived)
# the sandpit jumpy game is my favouritest
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 18 May 2012, 15:14, archived)
# Running is fun, too.
I like the game where they all chase the black gentlemen round and round. Sometimes they carry a little stick, and keep giving it to their friends - that's funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Fri 18 May 2012, 16:07, archived)