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# Where's my drokking trailer?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:11, archived)
# Grud on a greenie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:15, archived)
# 2000AD thread!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:19, archived)
# she does have spectacular boobs
not so good at the moment in Mad Men as she's under a fat suit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# She'd make a good Venus Bluegenes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# damn right she would
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# The Quartz Zone Massacre.
This is woo, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# Ta
I recall practically clawing my eyeballs out at one stage in making it after interminable mucking about with the colour balance.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# The infinite tweaking of colour balance is a madness we all succumb to, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# Durham!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# obivously, I'm staring at the tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# Oh My!
*teenage Judge Anderson desires rekindled*

edit/ this isn't who's actually playing Anderson, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:31, archived)
# Olivia Thirlby is Anderson in the new one
bestmoviesevernews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Olivia-Thirlby-in-Dredd-2012-Movie-Image.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# No, sir. Olivia Thirlby is Anderson.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:39, archived)
# I think I prefer your choice
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:16, archived)
# needs to be ultra gritty, with extra grit! and possibly sand
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# The preview in Cannes was very favourable.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:25, archived)
# it also contained the description
"it was better than Battleship"

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:27, archived)
# I want to see that
I've heard it's terrifying....

battleshit that is.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# Play nice!
This film will be great, and we shall both love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# 15 weeks until release and no trailer.
Why the fuck, unless it's a disaster?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:29, archived)
# You shut that filthy, beautiful mouth!
*fights*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:31, archived)
# I'm just bracing myself
I have every hope for it (as long as they digitally ensmallen his MASSIVE HELMET)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:36, archived)
# haw heid doon in front!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:37, archived)
# look at tha siez of that kids hid
it's a virtual planetoid
it's got its own weather system

he's like an orange on a toothpick
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:39, archived)
# She's lickalicious
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:43, archived)
# actual size
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 16:06, archived)
# In contrast, 15 weeks before the release of Prometheus they had released everything apart from the end credits and a couple of bits they are saving for a later director's cut.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# ^this^
Bond comes out 2 months after Dredd and we've seen that in action
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Dredd comes out?
Now there's a plot twist that the fans won't like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# I've heard there will be special dust and gravel flavour popcorn during its cinema release
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:28, archived)
# with added grit salt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:30, archived)
# you could lick the cinema carpet for a similar effect
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:35, archived)
# I liked the first film.
Just leaving that there.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# and Tank Girl was good too?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:56, archived)
# No idea, haven't seen it
Not a Dredd afficionado but I liked how it was constructed, the ABC Warriors,
Mean Machine etc. Ian Dury was in it ffs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:47, archived)
# Also note : closing date for the story compo is tomorrow
Mine's almost finished...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:41, archived)
# CAPTAIN HOWDY ARE YOU READING THIS?!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Yes.
shit.

Guess I'll just write it, anyway, and knock their tits off at a later date.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:47, archived)
# :D




(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:44, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:48, archived)
# Snap, crackle and drokk.
crackle and drokk.:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:53, archived)
# Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:45, archived)
# haha, actual lol at this
he wants revenge
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:36, archived)
# I keep telling myself...
...this one can't be any worse than Stallone's drivelling pile of crap.

Please be awesome. Please be awesome. Please be awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:42, archived)
# ^ The Angel Gang and ABC warrior were the only good things in it.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:49, archived)
# Mega City One was spot on.
EDIT: Has there ever been a 2000AD image challenge?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 10:52, archived)
# nope, a little too niche I think
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# Really? I would have thought the recognition & scope factor was pretty high.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# while 2000AD fans appear to be the only people inhabiting the board at this very moment
I imagine the avalanche of complaints would be quite sizeable

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:09, archived)
# No change from every other compo, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:12, archived)
# there's only one way to find out..........

VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
#
I HAVE VOTED FOR THIS AND THINK IT IS EXCELLENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:20, archived)
# Voted.
Also - just browsing through potential sauces, and saw this - possibly the only incarnation of Keep Calm and Carry On that still has the potential to give me a chuckle.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:35, archived)
# D.R. & Quinch ftw!
HBO should either make this or Halo Jones.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:38, archived)
# Halo Jones could be excellent
although I can imagine it wouldn't be
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 May 2012, 12:25, archived)
# how about this one?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# Made this for the Royal Wedding... ahh, memories...
memories...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:54, archived)
# Or this one...?
(minimalist ..., Tue 22 May 2012, 16:11, archived)
# ^ oh yea :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# You're right Prodge...
As a generic sci-fi film it was alright ashally... BUT IT WAS NOT DREDD.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:44, archived)
# I distinctly remember the audible groan going roind the cinema when he took his hemlet off...
Thing is, Stallone actually had the potential to be quite a decent Dredd (given a bit of editing work to make him a bit taller). The jaw's OK, and his usual monosyllabic grunt would have been bang on. Just which dolt wrote that awful script, aand then why the hell did they allow him to think he could act?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# and why the codpiece
and why the flying judge bikes
and why etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:05, archived)
# "Why?"
That should be the only, and 100% accurate, IMDb entry for this clunker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:11, archived)
# Flying bikes.
Fine for ET The Fucking Extra Testicle, or Harry Fucking Potter, but not for Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:57, archived)
# Clint Eastwood would have been better
He has the voice, the chin, the gruff attitude, and is associated with large guns.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:06, archived)
# The Man With No Name/Dirty Harry were partial inspirations for Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:17, archived)
# the big problem was the visual tone of the whole thing...
it was too bright... it made it look tacky and plastic...

it should have been darker and greyer
(likeajackhammer, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:43, archived)
# Indeed.
The whole nuclear armageddon "Apocalypse War" storyline of would have been awesome for a trilogy... Block Mania, Apocalypse War, and then something non-canon with the Dark Judges - sort of a post-apocalyptic Necropolis.

That's my 2000ad wet dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:53, archived)
# That...
...and Anderson and Hershey getting it on, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:55, archived)
# The plan with the movies, if 'Dredd' works, is to introduce Judge Death in the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:59, archived)
# Very nice! I fixed it for you though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:04, archived)
# Bobble Dredd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:13, archived)
# woo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 22 May 2012, 11:22, archived)
# Is this about a movie or something?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 22 May 2012, 13:31, archived)
# /board is awesome today :D

/weened on 2000ad blog
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:57, archived)
# woosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 22 May 2012, 18:55, archived)