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# Finally what was in my mind for so long time found his way through my hands into the World Wide Web!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:44, archived)
# It should be smaller
or funnier. Either is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Sun 24 Jun 2012, 16:53, archived)
# I feel we should demand both
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:01, archived)
# Never make demands....
Demands led to more terrestrial TV and Channel 5 *shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:42, archived)
# All that would do is slice them in half.
You want to have the blade horizontal so it can slice in slithers.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:29, archived)
# I think you're confusing him with someone who gives a shit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:30, archived)
# Oh come on, this is a close attempt at a normal picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# You are right Mu!
It would slice them in two,
then you need to take the two pieces and throw it again over the slide,

...

this would result in
2
4
8
16
32
64
128
256

... 256 pieces in just 7 work process. Not bad, right?
But who cares? At the end of the day, you can do what ever the FUCK YOU WANNA DO!!!!!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:28, archived)
# But they wouldn't be equal pieces... I want my child salami UNIFORM, dammit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
# here you go
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:49, archived)
# Totally profiling this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:53, archived)
# I should have changed "Hard" to "Child", really.
But I can't be arsed now.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:57, archived)
# Which one are you again?
Hodgey?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:54, archived)
# Yes
BUT I'M UNDERCOVER SO DON'T TELL ANYONE
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:56, archived)
# ... except be THE POPE and have sex with children, because that would be wrong.
Anything else is fine.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:38, archived)
# I prefer last year's attempt at becoming a normal b3tan
which was basically the pope with CDCs
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:29, archived)
# THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE THE COCKPOPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:35, archived)
# Come on! What is a "NORMAL" b3tan????
Give me some examples, except YOU!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:37, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/9225726
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# I miss tits :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:41, archived)
# Try painting a bullseye on the nipple
That might improve your aim
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:42, archived)
# You know what I meant :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:44, archived)
# Not really
Are you missing them from your life, b3ta or your own body?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# tits was faceburger's original b3ta name.
Every post he made was flooded with comments of "TITS!".

edit: like so
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:47, archived)
# Oh, I see! Yes, that b3tan = good.
Right, now I think it's time to put some clothes on and make dinner
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:50, archived)
# You horrible tease...
... you know how much I like dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:51, archived)
# oh man, it would be even LOLier if a jedi made the child fall down the slide!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:35, archived)
# Well I like it.
I always want fewer ugly childs, more delicious salami.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:40, archived)
# MAKE IT BIGGER!!!!
AM I SHOUTING?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:43, archived)
# childishly delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:45, archived)
# Japanese sushi version

mmm.. baby meat.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:49, archived)
# never forgive
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 17:53, archived)
# this reminds me weasal's grinder pic where the meat flows out into a mutations anus
sweetmeatfuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:38, archived)
# So: for a "long time", you have fantasised about mutilating children.
Please explain to the class how this is THE POPE's fault.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:10, archived)
# The death is much faster than raping them again and again and again ...
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:30, archived)
# This "I can be shocking and controversial lol" act isn't really much of an improvement on The Pope The Pope The Pope....
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:33, archived)
# It's all most people on here do.
Fuck, it's pretty much the unofficial b3ta motto.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:03, archived)
# Only if you're doing it wrong.
(The Goderator trumped and you smelt it, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# how many chirrens do i gots to get to feed my church
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:17, archived)
# Just to recap here for a moment...
your main problem with the Catholic Church seems to be their record of child abuse?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:34, archived)
# dude, you are waaaaay off, LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:36, archived)
# ALSO:
This guy just won the Egyptian presidency and already he's beating people up with his tiny arm and hand!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:40, archived)
# Goddam king-embalming pyramid lovers
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!
yeah -- camel-feeding sand travelers!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 19:01, archived)
# All hail President Jeremy Beadle the Third!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:46, archived)
# So Mr. Bond ...
I'll take it off "stun" and set it on "kill" then, shall I?
(DickTater is feeling a bit peckish, Mon 25 Jun 2012, 23:11, archived)
# IT'S ALL NEW BY THE WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)
# also, I'f ur empty w/the fullness mebbe u need a beegar bawx 2
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 24 Jun 2012, 18:39, archived)